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(Strawweight) Wee Wanker Keeler defeated Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, July 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 11 pounds (5 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Keeler attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The Return Of Legend stays away from it.
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-The Return Of Legend fires a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but falls short.
+Keeler jars The Return Of Legend with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-The Return Of Legend attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Keeler steps aside.
-The Return Of Legend tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but Keeler leaps aside.
-The Return Of Legend fires a series of punches to the chest, but Keeler stays away from it.
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+Keeler throws a cross to the ribs.
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-The Return Of Legend attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but Keeler ducks.
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-Keeler tries a barrage of punches to the head, but The Return Of Legend covers himself well.
+Keeler throws a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-The Return Of Legend lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Keeler steps aside.
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+Keeler thumps The Return Of Legend with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 4 of 48 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 21 of 31 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


The Return Of Legend is obviously tired.

Keeler is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a left cross to the jaw, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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+Keeler hits with a straight right to the mouth.
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-The Return Of Legend attacks with a pair of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Return Of Legend lunges with a jab to the face, but misses completely.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a left left to the solar plexus, but Keeler ducks just in time.
-Keeler probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Keeler lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a left right to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-The Return Of Legend throws a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Keeler lands a pair of commanding punches to the face. The Return Of Legend ignores it.
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-The Return Of Legend tries a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Keeler hits with a series of commanding punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 4 of 52 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 16 of 33 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


The Return Of Legend collapses limply onto his stool.

Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Keeler hurts The Return Of Legend with a flurry of mean punches to the face! The Return Of Legend hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Return Of Legend tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Keeler leaps aside.
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+Keeler throws a series of loud punches to the jaw. Keeler drops his guard and pounds away! The Return Of Legend is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Return Of Legend can't remember which corner is his.

Keeler can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a technical knockout!