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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by majority decision: 117-115, 116-116, 117-114.

Match Wednesday, July 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Pillow Hands tries a left cross to the temple, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini tags Pillow Hands with a barrage of painful punches to the temple. Pillow Hands is hurt!
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the head, but misses.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a left jab to the temple, but Luchini blocks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 4 of 40 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 9 of 26 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Pillow Hands fires a right right to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Luchini hits Pillow Hands with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the temple, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Luchini tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Luchini throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini whacks Pillow Hands with a powerful jab to the jaw. Pillow Hands sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Luchini probes with a pair of blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a jab to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 7 of 38 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 12 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the temple, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Luchini probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands tries a roundhouse to the ribs, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left shots to the chest, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini launches a pair of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of shots to the face, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of right shots to the face, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 41 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 23 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 29-28


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini attacks with a pair of shots to the face, but Pillow Hands escapes.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but Luchini blocks.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Luchini lands a jab to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of shots to the chin, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini paws a right left to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 41 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 39-38


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a hook to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a quick jab to the chin.
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-Luchini charges with a cross to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands throws a left uppercut to the mouth, but Luchini ducks.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
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-Luchini launches a series of shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Luchini attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of punches to the nose, but Luchini ducks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 41 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 25 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini tries a series of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of left shots to the face, but Luchini steps aside.
-Luchini throws a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini hits with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Luchini paws a series of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Pillow Hands strikes with a series of punches to the face.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Luchini steps aside.
+Luchini rocks Pillow Hands with a roundhouse to the eye. Pillow Hands gets mad!
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 37 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 11 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 58-57


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Luchini probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a hook to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a right right to the head, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of right shots to the temple, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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+Pillow Hands punches Luchini with a series of furious punches to the head.
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-Pillow Hands throws a roundhouse to the stomach, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Luchini throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of shots to the head. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
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-Pillow Hands attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 37 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 68-66


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of blows to the chin, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a left jab to the eye, but Luchini ducks.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Luchini attempts a sweeping right to the jaw, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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+Luchini solidly lands a pair of solid punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 42 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 78-75


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Pillow Hands lunges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands tries a series of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a left sweeping right to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a jab to the jaw.
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-Luchini charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of punches to the temple, but misses.
-Luchini tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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+Luchini grazes Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the face!
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-Luchini throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 36 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 22 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 87-85


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a straight right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a jab to the temple, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of blows to the nose, but falls short.
-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands hurts Luchini with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
-Luchini attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left uppercut to the mouth, but Luchini ducks.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 6 of 40 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 22 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 96-95


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Luchini paws a jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a right jab to the head, but Luchini blocks.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the face, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini annoys Pillow Hands with a commanding jab to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands paws a cross to the chin, but Luchini blocks.
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-Luchini tries to land a jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
+Pillow Hands suprises Luchini with a volley of punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 44 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 6 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 106-104


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini lashes out with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Pillow Hands launches a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 5 of 38 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 5 of 25 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 115-114


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 117-115


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: A Draw.

Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 117-114

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!