Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\956352.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Wednesday, July 02, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 166 pounds (75 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Im That Dude is hurt!
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-Hitchens charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens throws a roundhouse to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens jars Im That Dude with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Im That Dude launches a right roundhouse to the face, but Hitchens escapes.
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+Im That Dude fires a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
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-Im That Dude paws a right jab to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude probes with a sweeping right to the face, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens probes with a pair of shots to the temple, but Im That Dude ducks.
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+Hitchens fires a series of blows to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Hitchens pounds Im That Dude with a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Hitchens lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Im That Dude fires a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Im That Dude hits with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens throws a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens throws a left jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Hitchens punches Im That Dude with a barrage of shots to the face.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of blows to the jaw, but misses.
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+Im That Dude grazes Hitchens with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Hitchens connects with a heavy hook to the temple. Im That Dude laughs!
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a pair of blows to the face! Im That Dude backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hitchens attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Hitchens launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a right jab to the temple, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Hitchens lunges with a volley of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of left blows to the eye, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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-Hitchens probes with a series of blows to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens thumps Im That Dude with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Hitchens jars Im That Dude with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Im That Dude launches a right to the head, but Hitchens stays away from it.
+Hitchens lands a barrage of glancing shots to the eye!! Im That Dude laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Hitchens wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of blows to the eye, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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+Im That Dude wallops Hitchens with a volley of punches to the mouth. Hitchens covers up.
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+Hitchens throws a series of light punches to the temple.
-Im That Dude paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
-Im That Dude launches a left cross to the eye, but Hitchens escapes.
+Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of mean shots to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude tries a volley of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Hitchens attacks with a volley of shots to the chin, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Hitchens stays away from it.
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+Hitchens wakes up the fans with a hook to the chin.
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of left shots to the face, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
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+Hitchens throws a series of blows to the nose! Im That Dude doesn't notice.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a sweeping right to the head, but Hitchens backs out of it.
+Hitchens thumps Im That Dude with a flurry of shots to the eye!!
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a right roundhouse to the head, but Hitchens ducks.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
+Hitchens jars Im That Dude with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Hitchens attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude probes with a pair of shots to the face, but falls short.
-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a volley of nice blows to the eye!! Im That Dude shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hitchens smacks Im That Dude with a pair of wild punches to the chin. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 31 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 16 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude is obviously tired.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a pair of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Hitchens staggers Im That Dude with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Hitchens attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens fires a volley of vicious punches to the temple!!
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has a fractured nose.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens punches Im That Dude with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Hitchens tries a series of left blows to the nose, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens hits with a commanding cross to the solar plexus.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a series of furious punches to the temple.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a pair of blows to the eye.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but Hitchens escapes.
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+Hitchens attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Im That Dude fires a cross to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Im That Dude attacks with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has a fractured nose.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude tries to land a barrage of combinations to the head, but Hitchens ties him up.
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+Hitchens pounds Im That Dude with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
-Hitchens lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Im That Dude quickly backs away.
+Hitchens lands a barrage of blows to the head.
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-Im That Dude throws a right straight right to the head, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude charges with a pair of combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens solidly lands a flurry of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 23 of 28 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-90
Im That Dude receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash below the right eye. He has a broken nose.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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+Hitchens pokes Im That Dude with a hook to the chest. Im That Dude seems wobbly!
Hitchens lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Im That Dude goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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