Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\955594.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by technical knockout (TKO) in round 12.Match Saturday, June 28, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Hitchens probes with a barrage of left blows to the head, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Hitchens tries to land a cross to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a flurry of glancing shots to the chin.
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+Im That Dude fires a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a barrage of light shots to the chin!
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-Im That Dude launches a jab to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude pops Hitchens with a light sweeping right to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 11 of 36 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens tries a volley of shots to the eye, but Im That Dude escapes.
-Im That Dude throws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Hitchens ducks.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens stays away from it.
+Hitchens hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Hitchens lunges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a hook to the temple.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens tries to land a barrage of right shots to the head, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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+Im That Dude smacks Hitchens with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Hitchens smashes Im That Dude with a glancing jab to the nose! Im That Dude sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hitchens lands a volley of glancing blows to the mouth. Im That Dude quickly recovers.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 9 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 20-18
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude probes with a jab to the head, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Hitchens throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but misses.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a series of shots to the eye.
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-Hitchens tries a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest.
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-Hitchens charges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude throws a straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens throws a volley of nice blows to the ribs. Im That Dude covers up.
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+Im That Dude pokes Hitchens with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
-Im That Dude attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 30-27
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Hitchens escapes.
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-Im That Dude fires a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude launches a jab to the head, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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+Im That Dude pops Hitchens with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
+Hitchens tattoos Im That Dude with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Hitchens tries to land a right straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
-Im That Dude tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Hitchens fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Hitchens probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Hitchens takes charge with a barrage of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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+Hitchens takes charge with a barrage of vicious shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 8 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 15 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 40-36
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a flurry of shots to the head.
-Hitchens lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Im That Dude ducks.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude suprises Hitchens with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Hitchens charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Hitchens blocks.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Hitchens attacks with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Hitchens wallops Im That Dude with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
+Hitchens tosses a flurry of wild shots to the chest! Im That Dude gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 50-45
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Hitchens smacks Im That Dude with a pair of off balance blows to the chin. Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens lunges with a left jab to the temple, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a left jab to the chin, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
+Hitchens pounds Im That Dude with a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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+Im That Dude lands a volley of punches to the face. Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hitchens attacks with a flurry of left blows to the face, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 60-54
Im That Dude is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens smashes Im That Dude with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
-Im That Dude throws a pair of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens whacks Im That Dude with a series of strong blows to the face.
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-Hitchens attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude escapes.
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-Hitchens throws a left straight right to the jaw, but Im That Dude ties him up.
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-Hitchens attacks with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but misses completely.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Im That Dude tries a series of punches to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but Hitchens ducks.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Hitchens lands a barrage of commanding punches to the face. Im That Dude grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 36 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 70-63
Im That Dude is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Im That Dude whacks Hitchens with a series of nasty punches to the nose!!
-Hitchens throws a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Hitchens paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Hitchens thumps Im That Dude with a series of shots to the jaw. Im That Dude retreats to the far corner.
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-Im That Dude tries a pair of left blows to the face, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
-Im That Dude lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a straight right to the head. Im That Dude asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 6 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 17 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 80-72
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens grazes Im That Dude with a flurry of blows to the chest. Im That Dude grimaces in pain.
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+Im That Dude throws a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
-Hitchens attempts a flurry of left shots to the face, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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-Im That Dude paws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Hitchens tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hitchens tries a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Hitchens tosses a pair of punches to the chest. Im That Dude sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 30 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 18 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 90-81
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens hurts Im That Dude with a series of mean punches to the chest.
-Hitchens throws a series of blows to the jaw, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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-Hitchens attempts a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but falls short.
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+Im That Dude whacks Hitchens with a vicious combination to the chin.
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+Hitchens lands a series of stinging punches to the face. Im That Dude sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Im That Dude launches a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of left combinations to the face, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
-Im That Dude fires a volley of left blows to the mouth, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude throws a volley of right combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a series of solid combinations to the temple!! Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 5 of 34 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 21 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 100-90
Im That Dude looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hitchens hits with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a pair of stinging shots to the eye.
Hitchens lands a bone crushing left smash to the jaw and Im That Dude is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a barrage of hard punches to the eye!!
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+Hitchens attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a heavy sweeping right to the ribs.
+Hitchens catches Im That Dude with a volley of quick blows to the ribs.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of combinations to the jaw, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a pair of light combinations to the nose.
-Im That Dude attempts a left roundhouse to the eye, but Hitchens hides behind his gloves.
-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the face, but Hitchens ducks.
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-Im That Dude tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but Hitchens narrowly avoids it
-Im That Dude probes with a right jab to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of combinations to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Im That Dude fires a series of punches to the head, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a flurry of glancing shots to the temple.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Hitchens blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 4 of 45 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 30 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 110-98
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens shakes Im That Dude with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
Hitchens lands a thundering haymaker and Im That Dude lands flat on his back!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Im That Dude tries a series of right combinations to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chest. Im That Dude quickly recovers. Hitchens is hammering relentlessly! Im That Dude falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 11: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!
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