Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\955393.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Friday, June 27, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Hitchens comes out fighting.
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Beerguzzler probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Hitchens attacks with a nasty sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Beerguzzler hurts Hitchens with a volley of painful blows to the stomach. Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
+Hitchens hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Hitchens hits with a flurry of punches to the chin. Beerguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hitchens fires a volley of stiff punches to the mouth!!
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Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hitchens fires a painful right to the nose.
Hitchens lands a slow motion left blow to the temple and Beerguzzler falls senseless!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler attempts a right to the stomach, but Hitchens steps aside.
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+Beerguzzler solidly lands a uppercut to the ribs. Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beerguzzler tosses a pair of mean shots to the solar plexus. Hitchens gets mad!
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+Hitchens wakes up the fans with a barrage of vicious blows to the temple.
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+Hitchens strikes with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw. Beerguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beerguzzler fires a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Christopher Hitchens landed 30 of 31 punches, and Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 16 of 33 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-8
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 10-8
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 2
Hitchens comes out fighting.
Beerguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Beerguzzler belts Hitchens with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Hitchens belts Beerguzzler with a series of glancing shots to the ribs!
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-Beerguzzler probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Hitchens escapes.
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+Hitchens hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the chin.
+Beerguzzler catches Hitchens with a commanding cross to the ribs.
+Hitchens solidly lands a barrage of strong shots to the face. Beerguzzler laughs!
+Hitchens tags Beerguzzler with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Beerguzzler attacks with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Hitchens catches Beerguzzler with a volley of blows to the mouth. Beerguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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-Beerguzzler throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Hitchens blocks.
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Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchens lands a series of vicious blows to the mouth.
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Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hitchens slams Beerguzzler with a flurry of blows to the eye.
Hitchens lands a beautiful smash to the jaw and Beerguzzler is flattened!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Hitchens tries to attack, but Beerguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hitchens grazes Beerguzzler with a jab to the temple.
Hitchens lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Beerguzzler goes over backwards!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler launches a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.
The doctor won't let Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler continue the fight! Christopher Hitchens wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Christopher Hitchens 10-8
Christopher Hitchens wins by a technical knockout!
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