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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, June 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw!
-Wonder attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Chomsky covers himself well.
+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a series of hard punches to the eye!
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
+Chomsky fires a pair of punches to the face.
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+Wonder hurts Chomsky with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a volley of solid combinations to the chest.
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+Chomsky scores with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a series of painful shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 32 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 16 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Wonder hits with a heavy straight right to the solar plexus!! Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest!! Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Wonder hurts Chomsky with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Wonder launches a left jab to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Chomsky fires a series of punches to the chest. Wonder seems wobbly!
+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Wonder hits with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs. Chomsky ignores it.
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+Chomsky lands a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a barrage of stinging punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder throws a jab to the stomach, but Chomsky covers himself well.
+Wonder attacks with a series of strong blows to the stomach! Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky lands a pair of nice punches to the chest.
-Chomsky launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a barrage of wild combinations to the chest.
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+Wonder smashes Chomsky with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hits with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Wonder tosses a flurry of loud punches to the chest!
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+Chomsky lashes out with a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chomsky belts Wonder with a pair of punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 25 of 33 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder attacks with a right jab to the ribs, but Chomsky leaps aside.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a series of mean combinations to the ribs. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
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+Wonder jars Chomsky with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Chomsky tosses a off balance left to the ribs.
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-Chomsky probes with a right jab to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky jolts Wonder with a series of off balance combinations to the stomach. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 24 of 30 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Wonder throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus! Wonder retreats to the far corner.
+Chomsky lands a volley of strong punches to the chest.
+Chomsky belts Wonder with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a nasty right to the stomach. Wonder laughs!
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a barrage of combinations to the ribs. Wonder quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Chomsky fires a pair of commanding punches to the ribs!!
+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a series of combinations to the stomach!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 43 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Wonder doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach. Wonder gets mad!
+Chomsky fires a barrage of light punches to the chest. Wonder is hurt!
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a series of loud punches to the ribs! Wonder doesn't notice.
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+Wonder smashes Chomsky with a barrage of combinations to the stomach.
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+Wonder pounds Chomsky with a volley of painful combinations to the ribs.
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+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a volley of punches to the stomach. Wonder doesn't notice.
+Chomsky punches Wonder with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky strikes with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Wonder attempts a left combination to the chest, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a flurry of powerful combinations to the solar plexus.
-Chomsky attempts a combination to the chest, but goes wide.
+Wonder takes charge with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a flurry of punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 38 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chomsky tries a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Wonder throws a series of right combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a flurry of light combinations to the chest.
+Chomsky slams Wonder with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a combination to the ribs.
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a flurry of painful punches to the chest!! Wonder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Chomsky probes with a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Chomsky hits with a nice jab to the chest.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 45 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Wonder lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky pops Wonder with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Chomsky charges with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Chomsky attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Wonder blocks.
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-Chomsky probes with a jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Wonder strikes with a barrage of combinations to the chest.
+Wonder staggers Chomsky with a painful left to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a jab to the ribs.
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+Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 17 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Wonder tries to land a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a straight right to the mouth.
+Wonder thumps Chomsky with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 46 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 16 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Chomsky fires a pair of left blows to the chin, but Wonder ducks.
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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of painful combinations to the face.
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+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a barrage of nice combinations to the stomach. Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Wonder hits with a volley of light combinations to the stomach!! Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a mean right to the head! Wonder quickly recovers.
+Chomsky throws a volley of painful punches to the head. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Wonder grazes Chomsky with a series of punches to the chest.
+Chomsky grazes Wonder with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Wonder paws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Chomsky tags Wonder with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Wonder leaps aside.
+Chomsky attacks with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Wonder punches Chomsky with a pair of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 48 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 18 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a flurry of punches to the nose. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Wonder lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Wonder scores with a nice jab to the solar plexus. Chomsky laughs!
+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a series of off balance combinations to the solar plexus! Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of combinations to the eye. Wonder doesn't notice.
+Chomsky throws a series of painful combinations to the eye.
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-Chomsky launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but Wonder ducks.
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-Chomsky attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Chomsky takes charge with a wild straight right to the eye!
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a left to the head.
+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Chomsky attacks with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Wonder stays away from it.
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+Wonder tags Chomsky with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 50 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 20 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Chomsky pokes Wonder with a volley of powerful punches to the face. Wonder retreats to the far corner.
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+Chomsky fires a series of punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
+Chomsky slams Wonder with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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+Wonder stuns Chomsky with a series of combinations to the head!!
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+Wonder shakes Chomsky with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
+Wonder solidly lands a volley of combinations to the face. Chomsky gets mad!
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+Chomsky scores with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Chomsky paws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Wonder narrowly avoids it
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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+Wonder stuns Chomsky with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+Chomsky drills Wonder with a stiff jab to the mouth!
+Chomsky throws a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Wonder throws a barrage of solid combinations to the face. Chomsky is hurt!
-Chomsky throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Wonder ties him up.
+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a barrage of quick shots to the chin. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Wonder hits with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
+Chomsky backs up Wonder with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Chomsky paws a right jab to the jaw, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 51 of 65 punches, and Boy Wonder landed 31 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!