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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Boy Wonder by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, June 24, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Boy Wonder!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Wonder probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Wonder solidly lands a mean left to the solar plexus. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chomsky lashes out with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
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+Chomsky tattoos Wonder with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a pair of off balance combinations to the ribs. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky tags Wonder with a loud jab to the ribs!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 16 of 23 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 30 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Wonder doesn't want to stop fighting!

Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky hits with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Chomsky hits with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky thumps Wonder with a series of painful punches to the face.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a volley of hard punches to the temple. Wonder shakes his head to clear it.
+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the ribs! Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Wonder wakes up the fans with a painful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Wonder punches Chomsky with a volley of nice punches to the stomach!
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+Chomsky lands a cross to the chin.
+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Wonder lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the stomach, but Chomsky leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 17 of 23 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Wonder doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky connects with a flurry of stinging combinations to the ribs. Wonder laughs!
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+Chomsky throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a pair of light punches to the chest!! Wonder quickly recovers.
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+Wonder pops Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Wonder paws a cross to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Chomsky strikes with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the ribs!
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+Wonder wallops Chomsky with a volley of combinations to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 16 of 21 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 23 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Wonder doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a straight right to the ribs.
+Wonder fires a pair of punches to the stomach. Chomsky grimaces in pain.
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+Wonder lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus. Chomsky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Wonder charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Chomsky probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Wonder steps aside.
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+Chomsky clocks Wonder with a pair of strong combinations to the chest.
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+Wonder throws a pair of combinations to the chest.
+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 16 of 25 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 25 of 29 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Wonder doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky throws a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Wonder fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky smashes Wonder with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Wonder steps aside.
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+Chomsky nails Wonder with a cross to the ribs.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a vicious jab to the ribs.
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-Wonder attempts a pair of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Chomsky catches Wonder with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 19 of 24 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 46 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky scores with a light uppercut to the chest! Wonder is hurt!
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+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Wonder hits with a pair of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of loud punches to the chest. Wonder seems wobbly!
-Chomsky attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wonder charges with a right combination to the ribs, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a flurry of combinations to the chest!! Wonder covers up.
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+Chomsky jars Wonder with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky wallops Wonder with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder grazes Chomsky with a pair of mean combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 18 of 23 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 38 of 45 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky shakes Wonder with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Wonder launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Chomsky hits Wonder with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Wonder sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Chomsky throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Wonder leaps aside.
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+Chomsky drills Wonder with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a volley of loud punches to the chest!! Wonder grimaces in pain.
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+Wonder belts Chomsky with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a pair of punches to the chest. Wonder asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Wonder tattoos Chomsky with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky attacks with a combination to the chest. Wonder gets mad!
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+Chomsky tosses a painful jab to the stomach.
+Chomsky throws a series of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Wonder shakes Chomsky with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 16 of 25 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 48 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky tosses a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Chomsky hurts Wonder with a series of vicious combinations to the stomach!
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-Chomsky probes with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Wonder narrowly avoids it
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+Chomsky throws a flurry of punches to the chest. Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
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+Wonder hits with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Wonder falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky fires a series of hard punches to the chest.
-Wonder throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Wonder drills Chomsky with a series of combinations to the stomach!
+Chomsky takes charge with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
+Wonder attacks with a barrage of mean combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky punches Wonder with a barrage of punches to the stomach! Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 16 of 23 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 42 of 44 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Wonder remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Wonder attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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-Chomsky attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Wonder backs out of it.
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a pair of combinations to the eye.
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a barrage of punches to the eye. Wonder sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Chomsky connects with a volley of punches to the mouth. Wonder sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Chomsky launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky hammers Wonder with a series of shots to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Wonder nails Chomsky with a series of powerful blows to the ribs!!
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+Chomsky throws a volley of light punches to the temple.
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+Wonder staggers Chomsky with a combination to the ribs.
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+Chomsky whacks Wonder with a jab to the jaw.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Wonder hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 18 of 23 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 34 of 48 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a flurry of nice combinations to the stomach!
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-Wonder charges with a series of right combinations to the ribs, but Chomsky escapes.
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-Chomsky charges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Wonder strikes with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
-Chomsky fires a right jab to the temple, but Wonder leaps aside.
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+Wonder shakes Chomsky with a flurry of powerful combinations to the solar plexus!
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky pummels Wonder with a series of blows to the head.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of shots to the head.
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+Chomsky staggers Wonder with a barrage of solid shots to the temple.
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+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Chomsky launches a series of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 17 of 25 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 46 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Chomsky pounds Wonder with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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+Chomsky fires a barrage of wild shots to the nose.
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+Chomsky smacks Wonder with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
+Wonder hurts Chomsky with a pair of stinging combinations to the jaw. Chomsky quickly recovers.
+Chomsky scores with a volley of furious combinations to the chin. Wonder backpedals to his own corner.
+Chomsky throws a pair of nice blows to the nose.
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+Wonder annoys Chomsky with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a pair of quick combinations to the eye! Chomsky doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky lands a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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-Chomsky tries a left left to the face, but Wonder ties him up.
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-Wonder fires a pair of right punches to the face, but Chomsky ties him up.
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+Wonder whacks Chomsky with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Chomsky attacks with a left cross to the eye, but Wonder hides behind his gloves.
+Chomsky attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Wonder connects with a vicious left to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 26 of 33 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 47 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Wonder tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Chomsky fires a series of combinations to the head, but Wonder narrowly avoids it
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+Wonder hits Chomsky with a flurry of combinations to the head.
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+Wonder lands a volley of combinations to the jaw. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
+Chomsky fires a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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+Wonder jolts Chomsky with a barrage of hard punches to the face!!
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+Chomsky hits with a right to the eye.
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+Chomsky hits Wonder with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a series of painful punches to the head.
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+Chomsky attacks with a wild sweeping right to the eye.
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+Wonder pokes Chomsky with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Wonder takes charge with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
+Wonder nails Chomsky with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Chomsky annoys Wonder with a barrage of painful punches to the face. Wonder hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky suprises Wonder with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky stuns Wonder with a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky scores with a straight right to the jaw.
+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
+Chomsky connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Boy Wonder landed 29 of 31 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 56 of 65 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Wonder grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!