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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, June 21, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of commanding blows to the ribs! Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
-Stoopid fires a uppercut to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Stoopid hits Polly with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a quick roundhouse to the solar plexus. Stoopid is hurt!
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly hits with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly fires a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a pair of blows to the chest!! Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a wild jab to the ribs.
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+Polly tosses a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a jab to the chest!! Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 40 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid attacks with a left right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Polly covers himself well.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Polly fires a pair of mean punches to the stomach!
+Polly punches Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
+Polly hits with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly scores with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs!! Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly throws a barrage of punches to the ribs. Stoopid covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
-Stoopid paws a series of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a series of light punches to the chest. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly suprises Stoopid with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 5 of 25 punches, and Parker Polly landed 41 of 42 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Polly throws a series of hard punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly strikes with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus!
-Stoopid lunges with a right right to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Polly ducks.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of powerful shots to the chest.
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+Polly connects with a mean straight right to the stomach.
+Stoopid connects with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 9 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Stoopid punches Polly with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs! Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
+Polly thumps Stoopid with a pair of hard punches to the ribs. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a series of wild punches to the stomach! Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly scores with a stiff right to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly throws a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid charges with a uppercut to the chest, but Polly escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 32 punches, and Parker Polly landed 45 of 47 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly slams Stoopid with a cross to the ribs.
+Polly wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly fires a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Stoopid hits with a volley of painful shots to the ribs.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Stoopid charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Polly escapes.
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+Polly fires a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Polly scores with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly fires a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of shots to the chest, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 34 punches, and Parker Polly landed 46 of 46 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly hits with a right to the solar plexus.
+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Stoopid lands a pair of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly connects with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
+Polly strikes with a flurry of blows to the chest!! Stoopid laughs!
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
-Stoopid charges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Polly strikes with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 33 punches, and Parker Polly landed 45 of 46 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Stoopid lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Polly fires a series of quick punches to the chin.
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-Stoopid attacks with a uppercut to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Stoopid throws a series of blows to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid paws a right roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly hits with a quick straight right to the face.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Polly fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 40 punches, and Parker Polly landed 31 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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-Stoopid probes with a right straight right to the ribs, but misses.
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+Stoopid fires a barrage of blows to the chest!! Polly quickly recovers.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid lunges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid laughs!
+Polly scores with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a vicious straight right to the mouth.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Stoopid strikes with a flurry of powerful shots to the chest! Polly covers up.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 12 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid tries to land a pair of shots to the chest, but Polly ducks.
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+Stoopid attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
-Stoopid attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but Polly leaps aside.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the face.
-Stoopid attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Stoopid belts Polly with a series of painful blows to the stomach.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of vicious punches to the face. Stoopid gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 38 punches, and Parker Polly landed 33 of 33 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid connects with a pair of vicious blows to the jaw.
+Polly lands a volley of nice punches to the nose!
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+Polly connects with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of right crosses to the head, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Polly jars Stoopid with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Stoopid smacks Polly with a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw.
Stoopid lands a tremendous right blow to the temple and Polly collapses!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly hits with a nasty jab to the head.
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+Polly attacks with a vicious roundhouse to the head. Stoopid seems wobbly!
+Stoopid pops Polly with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Stoopid tries a pair of right punches to the face, but Polly escapes.
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of stinging uppercuts to the chest.
+Stoopid throws a series of vicious uppercuts to the face.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a pair of furious shots to the eye.
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+Stoopid throws a pair of stinging blows to the face.
+Polly strikes with a pair of commanding uppercuts to the stomach. Stoopid seems wobbly!
-Stoopid tries to land a right cross to the mouth, but Polly ties him up.
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+Stoopid tattoos Polly with a pair of crosses to the jaw!
Stoopid lands a slow motion haymaker and Polly staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!