Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\954014.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Thursday, June 19, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 320 pounds (145 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the chest, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini lands a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Luchini lashes out with a volley of mean blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Luchini backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini smashes Crazyfucker with a straight right to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 21 of 21 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the chin.
+Luchini hits with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the face, but Luchini quickly backs away.
+Luchini fires a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a jab to the jaw!
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of right shots to the chin, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance blows to the temple.
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+Luchini hits with a straight right to the face.
-Luchini charges with a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 27 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Luchini thumps Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini nails Crazyfucker with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Luchini throws a straight right to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left shots to the eye, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a left to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini lashes out with a solid roundhouse to the temple!
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Luchini lands a series of punches to the chin. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Luchini pokes Crazyfucker with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Luchini takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini paws a volley of left shots to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini belts Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the nose. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Luchini hits with a volley of nice shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the nose, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left blows to the temple, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini lands a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker paws a right to the eye, but Luchini ducks.
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-Luchini attacks with a right hook to the head, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Luchini takes charge with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the nose. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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+Luchini solidly lands a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of right blows to the temple, but Luchini escapes.
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-Luchini charges with a series of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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+Luchini attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Luchini backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the head, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini tries a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
-Luchini launches a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Luchini blocks.
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+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Luchini drills Crazyfucker with a pair of mean blows to the mouth!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Luchini steps aside.
-Luchini attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a painful jab to the head! Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
+Luchini fires a series of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of shots to the head, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Luchini strikes with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Luchini hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
+Luchini solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the mouth!! Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!
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