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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, June 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Alligator pounds Chomsky with a volley of vicious blows to the chin!
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+Chomsky throws a pair of hard punches to the eye.
-Alligator attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Alligator seems wobbly!
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+Alligator throws a pair of glancing punches to the eye! Chomsky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a series of punches to the face.
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+Chomsky lands a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Alligator tries a left straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Alligator charges with a series of right blows to the face, but Chomsky stays away from it.
-Alligator lashes out with a pair of shots to the chin, but Chomsky escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 33 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 15 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alligator doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky throws a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky lands a cross to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky tosses a barrage of wild punches to the head.
-Alligator launches a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Chomsky hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Alligator fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
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+Chomsky slams Alligator with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose!
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-Alligator lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Chomsky whacks Alligator with a hard uppercut to the face.
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+Alligator belts Chomsky with a flurry of mean shots to the stomach!
+Alligator staggers Chomsky with a series of painful blows to the head. Chomsky seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 15 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alligator doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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-Alligator lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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+Chomsky pops Alligator with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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-Alligator probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Alligator probes with a series of left blows to the mouth, but Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky clocks Alligator with a jab to the stomach.
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-Alligator lashes out with a volley of blows to the nose, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Chomsky throws a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a vicious left to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a left to the chest.
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+Alligator connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky grazes Alligator with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 32 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 13 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Alligator attacks with a volley of right blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Alligator tries a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Alligator gets mad!
+Alligator pokes Chomsky with a pair of punches to the jaw. Chomsky is hurt!
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-Alligator fires a barrage of right blows to the face, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
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+Alligator pops Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Alligator attempts a right straight right to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Chomsky catches Alligator with a cross to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hammers Alligator with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs!
+Chomsky strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 27 of 32 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 13 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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-Alligator paws a pair of right blows to the chin, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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+Alligator hits with a flurry of shots to the temple. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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-Alligator tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Alligator charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Alligator lunges with a volley of right shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky drills Alligator with a jab to the stomach.
+Chomsky tattoos Alligator with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
+Alligator hits with a volley of quick punches to the chest!!
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-Chomsky attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Alligator steps aside.
+Chomsky punches Alligator with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Alligator laughs!
+Chomsky scores with a pair of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky connects with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky smacks Alligator with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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+Alligator clocks Chomsky with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 40 of 49 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 15 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Alligator attacks with a pair of left blows to the temple, but Chomsky deftly avoits it.
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-Chomsky throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Alligator ducks just in time.
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+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a volley of quick punches to the chest. Alligator hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Alligator jars Chomsky with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Chomsky scores with a series of painful punches to the ribs! Alligator shakes his head to clear it.
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+Chomsky clocks Alligator with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!!
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+Chomsky tattoos Alligator with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a pair of punches to the ribs. Alligator laughs!
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+Chomsky attacks with a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Chomsky fires a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Alligator tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Chomsky leaps aside.
-Alligator probes with a right roundhouse to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Alligator slams Chomsky with a flurry of furious blows to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 44 of 46 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 14 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Chomsky tries to land a left right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Alligator pummels Chomsky with a loud cross to the mouth.
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+Chomsky jars Alligator with a series of off balance punches to the chest!! Alligator backpedals to his own corner.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Alligator sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Alligator hits with a barrage of commanding shots to the jaw!
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+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Alligator sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Alligator attacks with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
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-Alligator tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Chomsky blocks.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Alligator throws a straight right to the head, but Chomsky ducks.
+Chomsky pops Alligator with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 47 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 15 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator throws a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
+Chomsky smashes Alligator with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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+Alligator throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky attacks with a stiff cross to the solar plexus!
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-Chomsky throws a right hook to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a jab to the ribs.
+Chomsky punches Alligator with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Alligator attempts a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Alligator paws a barrage of left blows to the head, but misses.
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-Alligator fires a straight right to the jaw, but Chomsky ducks.
+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky drills Alligator with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus!! Alligator hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a mean jab to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 41 of 51 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 16 of 30 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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-Alligator tries to land a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses.
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+Chomsky wallops Alligator with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
-Alligator lashes out with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Alligator pummels Chomsky with a hook to the head.
+Chomsky connects with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Chomsky hits with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
-Alligator throws a series of left shots to the temple, but Chomsky steps aside.
+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a volley of strong shots to the eye!
-Chomsky fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth. Alligator doesn't seem bothered.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky whacks Alligator with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+Alligator wallops Chomsky with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
+Alligator nails Chomsky with a barrage of loud blows to the eye. Chomsky gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 45 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 16 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Chomsky lands a barrage of hard punches to the temple. Alligator sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Alligator attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
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+Chomsky tags Alligator with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Alligator smashes Chomsky with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
-Alligator fires a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Chomsky steps aside.
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-Alligator fires a flurry of blows to the head, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
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+Chomsky scores with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Chomsky throws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Alligator stays away from it.
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+Chomsky jars Alligator with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Alligator throws a volley of punches to the face.
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+Alligator strikes with a volley of off balance shots to the temple. Chomsky gets mad!
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+Chomsky slams Alligator with a barrage of stinging blows to the head.
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+Chomsky whacks Alligator with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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+Chomsky clocks Alligator with a barrage of punches to the temple. Alligator quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 48 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 16 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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-Alligator lunges with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Chomsky steps aside.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of mean blows to the nose.
-Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Alligator fires a series of blows to the head.
+Chomsky connects with a series of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky catches Alligator with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Chomsky throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Alligator steps aside.
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+Alligator belts Chomsky with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a series of blows to the temple.
+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a series of blows to the face.
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+Chomsky drills Alligator with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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-Alligator throws a right to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a quick jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 45 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 17 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Alligator drills Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the stomach! Chomsky doesn't notice.
+Chomsky belts Alligator with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a pair of shots to the face!!
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-Chomsky tries a barrage of left shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Chomsky throws a mean straight right to the mouth.
-Chomsky paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Alligator narrowly avoids it
-Alligator paws a barrage of shots to the head, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
+Chomsky slams Alligator with a volley of punches to the face. Alligator shakes his head to clear it.
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-Chomsky lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Chomsky throws a volley of solid punches to the head.
-Alligator fires a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Alligator solidly lands a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Alligator shakes Chomsky with a left to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 48 of 66 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 20 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky is obviously tired.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!