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(Strawweight) Wee Wanker Keeler defeated Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Wednesday, June 18, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 13 pounds (6 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Keeler tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-The Return Of Legend charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-The Return Of Legend attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Keeler blocks.
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+Keeler nails The Return Of Legend with a left to the eye. The Return Of Legend gets mad!
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-The Return Of Legend launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Keeler throws a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Keeler paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but The Return Of Legend ducks.
-The Return Of Legend throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-The Return Of Legend attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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-The Return Of Legend attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-The Return Of Legend attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-The Return Of Legend tries a pair of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-The Return Of Legend probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
-The Return Of Legend probes with a series of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 18 of 34 punches, and Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 5 of 48 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


Keeler is obviously tired.

The Return Of Legend is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler throws a pair of punches to the eye. The Return Of Legend beats a hasty retreat.
-Keeler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
-The Return Of Legend tries to land a barrage of punches to the temple, but Keeler steps aside.
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-The Return Of Legend charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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-The Return Of Legend throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
-The Return Of Legend lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Keeler smashes The Return Of Legend with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Keeler attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-The Return Of Legend throws a series of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-The Return Of Legend charges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Keeler attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but The Return Of Legend quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wee Wanker Keeler landed 17 of 32 punches, and Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 4 of 43 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.

The Return Of Legend collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler catches The Return Of Legend with a loud sweeping right to the mouth.
-The Return Of Legend launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
+Keeler whacks The Return Of Legend with a pair of blows to the face. The Return Of Legend hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Keeler strikes at will! The Return Of Legend starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Keeler can't remember which corner is his.

The Return Of Legend can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a technical knockout!