Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\953228.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Cosmo Kramer defeated Jesus Was Way Cool by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Monday, June 16, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Jesus Was Way Cool!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Jesus backs up Kramer with a right to the stomach.
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a volley of nasty blows to the nose.
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+Kramer hits Jesus with a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
+Kramer fires a volley of punches to the head!!
+Kramer lands a pair of punches to the jaw!
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus tries to land a pair of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer pops Jesus with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Jesus is hurt!
-Jesus lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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-Jesus tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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-Jesus tries to land a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Kramer steps aside.
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+Kramer lashes out with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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+Jesus jars Kramer with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 39 of 39 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 32 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9
Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Kramer smashes Jesus with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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+Jesus connects with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer throws a jab to the temple.
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+Kramer throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Kramer takes charge with a series of punches to the chin.
+Kramer jars Jesus with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin. Jesus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kramer attacks with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Jesus lunges with a jab to the stomach, but Kramer covers himself well.
+Kramer stuns Jesus with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Jesus tries to land a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Kramer ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 41 of 41 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 23 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18
Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Kramer covers up.
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Jesus launches a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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+Jesus hits with a solid left to the solar plexus.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kramer ducks.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer pops Jesus with a pair of light blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 6 of 24 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Jesus attempts a pair of right shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Kramer thumps Jesus with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer slams Jesus with a volley of punches to the face. Jesus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kramer tosses a pair of punches to the eye. Jesus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kramer punches Jesus with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Jesus catches Kramer with a volley of quick blows to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Jesus grimaces in pain.
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+Kramer rocks Jesus with a heavy left to the head.
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-Jesus lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Kramer stays away from it.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 37 of 42 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 25 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Kramer covers up.
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Kramer escapes.
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+Kramer takes charge with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
+Jesus wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the stomach!
-Jesus lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus charges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 8 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 5 of 25 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Kramer wallops Jesus with a pair of strong shots to the solar plexus.
-Jesus launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Kramer lands a series of mean punches to the mouth. Jesus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jesus hits with a series of stiff shots to the stomach!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer tattoos Jesus with a flurry of shots to the head!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer hits Jesus with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Jesus sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jesus charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Kramer staggers Jesus with a series of punches to the eye. Jesus sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jesus probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 40 of 40 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 25 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Kramer covers up.
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Jesus throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Kramer backs out of it.
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-Jesus attacks with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Kramer leaps aside.
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-Jesus paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Kramer escapes.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer clocks Jesus with a powerful straight right to the jaw.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 5 of 27 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Kramer hits with a hard right to the eye.
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+Kramer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Kramer throws a series of punches to the head.
-Jesus charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Kramer lands a volley of stinging shots to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Jesus tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Kramer rocks Jesus with a furious sweeping right to the temple.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
-Jesus attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer clocks Jesus with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Kramer hits Jesus with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jesus grazes Kramer with a pair of heavy punches to the chest! Kramer grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 44 of 55 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 23 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 77-75
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Kramer covers up.
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Jesus probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Jesus probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Kramer covers himself well.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jesus thumps Kramer with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Jesus lashes out with a right cross to the ribs, but Kramer blocks.
+Kramer jars Jesus with a volley of nice shots to the nose!
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-Jesus probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 8 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 5 of 25 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 86-85
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Kramer backs up Jesus with a barrage of quick punches to the eye.
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+Kramer suprises Jesus with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Kramer suprises Jesus with a pair of punches to the chin.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus slams Kramer with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth. Kramer doesn't seem bothered.
+Kramer slams Jesus with a series of mean punches to the chin. Jesus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kramer fires a volley of blows to the ribs.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer punches Jesus with a powerful sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Kramer fires a volley of mean punches to the nose! Jesus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Jesus throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Kramer steps aside.
+Kramer rocks Jesus with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
-Jesus paws a pair of shots to the eye, but Kramer leaps aside.
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+Kramer fires a volley of punches to the head.
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+Kramer attacks with a hard jab to the temple!
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-Jesus launches a roundhouse to the jaw, but Kramer leaps aside.
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+Kramer wallops Jesus with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Kramer punches Jesus with a volley of loud blows to the face.
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-Jesus paws a hook to the head, but Kramer stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 46 of 49 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 31 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 96-94
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jesus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Jesus charges with a left right to the mouth, but misses.
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+Jesus rocks Kramer with a volley of light blows to the face.
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-Jesus probes with a left to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of wild blows to the eye. Jesus laughs!
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+Jesus staggers Kramer with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Kramer throws a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Kramer pokes Jesus with a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Kramer hits with a solid cross to the head.
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-Jesus lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Kramer ducks just in time.
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+Kramer takes charge with a series of powerful punches to the face!
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+Kramer rocks Jesus with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 42 of 48 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 14 of 32 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 106-103
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Jesus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Kramer hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
+Jesus hurts Kramer with a hook to the eye! Kramer quickly recovers.
+Kramer whacks Jesus with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus!
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+Kramer belts Jesus with a series of commanding blows to the head!
+Kramer attacks with a hard straight right to the face.
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+Kramer annoys Jesus with a nice roundhouse to the solar plexus!
+Jesus wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid uppercuts to the nose.
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-Jesus throws a blow to the jaw, but Kramer stays away from it.
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+Kramer wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Jesus backpedals to his own corner.
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-Jesus throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Kramer ties him up.
+Kramer hits Jesus with a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth!! Jesus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Jesus probes with a left to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Kramer stuns Jesus with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmo Kramer landed 49 of 49 punches, and Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 33 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 116-112
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Jesus is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 11: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 12: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Total Score: Cosmo Kramer 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 11: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 12: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Total Score: Cosmo Kramer 116-112
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 11: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 12: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Total Score: Cosmo Kramer 116-112
Cosmo Kramer wins by decision!
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