Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\953010.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Cosmo Kramer defeated Jesus Was Way Cool by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.Match Sunday, June 15, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Jesus Was Way Cool!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kramer smashes Jesus with a barrage of shots to the chin.
+Jesus hits with a series of light blows to the chest.
-Jesus throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of shots to the eye.
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-Jesus lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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-Jesus throws a left to the chest, but Kramer ducks.
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+Kramer throws a pair of painful punches to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer stuns Jesus with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer throws a series of nice punches to the nose.
-Jesus tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Kramer solidly lands a series of blows to the temple. Jesus laughs!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 12 of 33 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 35 of 35 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer annoys Jesus with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer catches Jesus with a volley of punches to the chin! Jesus ignores it.
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+Kramer pounds Jesus with a volley of wild punches to the face.
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+Jesus strikes with a series of commanding shots to the ribs. Kramer is hurt!
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-Jesus attempts a hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Kramer hammers Jesus with a jab to the mouth. Jesus seems wobbly!
+Kramer attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Jesus lunges with a left right to the stomach, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer staggers Jesus with a painful right to the face!!
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+Kramer pokes Jesus with a volley of mean blows to the head. Jesus is hurt!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 9 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 37 of 43 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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+Kramer annoys Jesus with a volley of blows to the face.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus paws a left left to the solar plexus, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jesus charges with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Jesus attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but Kramer leaps aside.
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-Jesus lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Kramer ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 6 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Jesus connects with a pair of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Jesus lashes out with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Jesus lashes out with a volley of left shots to the chin, but Kramer stays away from it.
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+Kramer hits with a barrage of furious shots to the eye.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer hits with a loud straight right to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer slams Jesus with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Kramer lands a straight right to the jaw.
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-Jesus tries to land a pair of left blows to the face, but Kramer ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 26 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 39 of 42 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jesus launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer punches Jesus with a series of blows to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 6 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
+Kramer hits Jesus with a pair of solid punches to the head.
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-Jesus attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but Kramer ducks just in time.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Kramer shakes Jesus with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
+Kramer lands a series of punches to the chest.
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+Kramer hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Jesus retreats to the far corner.
+Jesus catches Kramer with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs.
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+Kramer grazes Jesus with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Kramer hits with a glancing straight right to the chin.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer annoys Jesus with a series of furious punches to the chin.
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+Kramer hits with a pair of punches to the temple. Jesus laughs!
-Jesus throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 9 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 37 of 37 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Jesus pummels Kramer with a volley of quick shots to the chest.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of vicious shots to the jaw.
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-Jesus launches a series of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 8 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Kramer quickly backs away.
+Jesus connects with a nice uppercut to the stomach.
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+Kramer rocks Jesus with a series of punches to the face.
+Kramer scores with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Kramer wallops Jesus with a pair of wild punches to the nose!
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a pair of punches to the stomach. Jesus ignores it.
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+Jesus thumps Kramer with a series of commanding shots to the ribs. Kramer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Jesus charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Kramer leaps aside.
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+Kramer smacks Jesus with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
+Kramer throws a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 9 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 46 of 46 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 77-75
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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+Jesus annoys Kramer with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Jesus attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Jesus lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer attacks with a barrage of commanding shots to the jaw. Jesus doesn't notice.
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-Jesus tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Kramer covers himself well.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 5 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 7 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 86-85
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
+Kramer catches Jesus with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Jesus tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer nails Jesus with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hits Jesus with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Kramer fires a painful jab to the mouth!
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+Kramer lands a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer takes charge with a barrage of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Kramer throws a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer jars Jesus with a flurry of powerful blows to the head.
+Jesus catches Kramer with a vicious uppercut to the eye.
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-Jesus attempts a uppercut to the head, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
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+Kramer pounds Jesus with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
+Kramer wallops Jesus with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw! Jesus ignores it.
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+Kramer shakes Jesus with a furious roundhouse to the temple!
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-Jesus tries a pair of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Kramer clocks Jesus with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Jesus fires a pair of loud blows to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 34 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 49 of 51 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 96-94
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kramer lands a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw.
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-Jesus attacks with a left straight right to the eye, but Kramer backs out of it.
+Kramer hammers Jesus with a series of stinging shots to the nose.
+Jesus tosses a pair of punches to the chin! Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
+Kramer hits with a pair of roundhouses to the ribs.
-Jesus attempts a barrage of right uppercuts to the temple, but Kramer covers himself well.
+Kramer fires a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer throws a left to the eye.
-Jesus charges with a barrage of left crosses to the temple, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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-Jesus tries to land a flurry of crosses to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Kramer suprises Jesus with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Jesus hits with a glancing right to the eye.
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+Kramer jars Jesus with a barrage of nice punches to the nose! Jesus seems wobbly!
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+Kramer connects with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Kramer annoys Jesus with a mean straight right to the head. Jesus shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 16 of 36 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 44 of 50 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 106-103
Jesus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Kramer belts Jesus with a flurry of heavy roundhouses to the chin.
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+Kramer hits with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Jesus rocks Kramer with a off balance left to the eye!
Jesus lands a slow motion right hook and Kramer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Kramer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Jesus probes with a series of uppercuts to the eye, but to no avail.
+Kramer scores with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Kramer jolts Jesus with a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+Jesus belts Kramer with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Jesus lashes out with a series of powerful hooks to the head.
-Jesus throws a left right to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Kramer hits with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer hits Jesus with a series of punches to the mouth! Jesus quickly recovers.
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+Kramer stuns Jesus with a jab to the face. Jesus sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Kramer wallops Jesus with a flurry of shots to the nose! Jesus falls against the ropes!
-Jesus probes with a right jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kramer jars Jesus with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
+Kramer strikes with a glancing jab to the chest.
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-Jesus attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Kramer quickly backs away.
+Kramer hits Jesus with a series of hooks to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 13 of 34 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 45 of 47 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-8
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 114-113
Jesus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kramer is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 11: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 12: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-8
Total Score: Cosmo Kramer 114-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 11: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 12: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-8
Total Score: Cosmo Kramer 114-113
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 11: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 12: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-8
Total Score: Cosmo Kramer 114-113
Cosmo Kramer wins by decision!
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