Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\952920.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Alan Przepi�rzynski by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Saturday, June 14, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 375 pounds (170 kilograms) is Alan Przepi�rzynski!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but Rzynski ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but misses.
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-Rzynski attacks with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
+Crazyfucker hits Rzynski with a pair of heavy punches to the face!
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+Crazyfucker lands a hook to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches, and Alan Przepi�rzynski landed 1 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rzynski doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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+Crazyfucker fires a series of loud blows to the head. Rzynski doesn't seem bothered.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a left to the face, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Rzynski lashes out with a pair of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches, and Alan Przepi�rzynski landed 1 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rzynski doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Rzynski ducks.
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-Rzynski attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left shots to the nose, but Rzynski quickly backs away.
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+Crazyfucker punches Rzynski with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Rzynski backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches, and Alan Przepi�rzynski landed 1 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rzynski doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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+Rzynski throws Crazyfucker with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Rzynski attempts a volley of left shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker hurts Rzynski with a barrage of blows to the head. Rzynski sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 25 punches, and Alan Przepi�rzynski landed 1 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rzynski remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Rzynski blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Rzynski lashes out with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Rzynski with a volley of blows to the chest.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 7 of 22 punches, and Alan Przepi�rzynski landed 1 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rzynski remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but Rzynski quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker charges with a hook to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Rzynski tries to land a series of shots to the head, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Rzynski with a series of commanding punches to the temple. Rzynski seems wobbly!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches, and Alan Przepi�rzynski landed 1 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Rzynski remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Rzynski covers up.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right blows to the chin, but Rzynski takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Rzynski ducks just in time.
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-Rzynski lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a jab to the nose! Rzynski backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Rzynski grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
The doctor won't let Alan Przepi�rzynski continue the fight! Crazyfucker wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Crazyfucker wins by a technical knockout!
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