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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Friday, June 13, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly catches Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Stoopid hurts Polly with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
-Stoopid tries to land a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a series of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid laughs!
-Stoopid probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks just in time.
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-Stoopid tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 39 of 43 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid jolts Polly with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Stoopid tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus!! Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of blows to the chest.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
-Stoopid fires a pair of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 40 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus! Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Polly slams Stoopid with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly fires a series of vicious punches to the stomach!!
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Polly hits with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid tries to land a straight right to the chest, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Stoopid punches Polly with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus. Polly seems wobbly!
+Polly hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 39 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a wild jab to the chest.
-Stoopid lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a wild jab to the solar plexus.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid retreats to the far corner.
+Polly connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach!! Stoopid seems wobbly!
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+Polly lashes out with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
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-Stoopid launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a solid roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Polly throws Stoopid with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid launches a pair of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly hits with a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Stoopid thumps Polly with a pair of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 22 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 37 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid paws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Stoopid stuns Polly with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Polly connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
+Polly tags Stoopid with a volley of painful shots to the chest.
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-Stoopid attempts a right left to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a volley of hard punches to the stomach! Stoopid quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 41 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly clocks Stoopid with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly takes charge with a volley of glancing shots to the stomach.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid lands a nice roundhouse to the ribs.
+Polly hits with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Stoopid throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly lands a glancing sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Stoopid wakes up the fans with a series of stinging shots to the solar plexus. Polly falls against the ropes!
+Polly lands a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
-Stoopid launches a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 33 punches, and Parker Polly landed 47 of 48 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Stoopid quickly recovers.
+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of vicious blows to the stomach!
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-Stoopid attempts a right to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid charges with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Polly leaps aside.
+Stoopid throws a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a hard jab to the ribs.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of commanding punches to the chest! Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Stoopid hammers Polly with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Polly falls against the ropes!
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+Polly connects with a jab to the ribs.
+Polly punches Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 28 punches, and Parker Polly landed 45 of 51 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Polly steps aside.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a wild straight right to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stoopid whacks Polly with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid tries a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid charges with a right hook to the chest, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Stoopid pokes Polly with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!! Polly laughs!
+Polly hammers Stoopid with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the chest. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly solidly lands a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Stoopid covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 12 of 31 punches, and Parker Polly landed 47 of 50 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Stoopid throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stoopid lands a pair of stinging shots to the solar plexus. Polly gets mad!
+Polly lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Polly fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Polly lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the nose. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stoopid throws a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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+Stoopid punches Polly with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 13 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 28 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly takes charge with a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid is hurt!
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+Stoopid shakes Polly with a heavy cross to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid launches a volley of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Polly slams Stoopid with a flurry of shots to the chin!
-Stoopid attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Polly connects with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
-Stoopid throws a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Polly hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of powerful blows to the eye!
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+Polly solidly lands a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Stoopid hammers Polly with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach. Polly retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 14 of 39 punches, and Parker Polly landed 30 of 30 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid paws a pair of shots to the chest, but Polly stays away from it.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Stoopid fires a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Polly hits with a nasty jab to the stomach.
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-Stoopid probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Polly fires a flurry of heavy blows to the jaw.
+Stoopid smashes Polly with a left to the chest.
-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Stoopid punches Polly with a pair of light shots to the ribs.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a series of blows to the chest. Stoopid seems wobbly!
-Stoopid throws a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Polly nails Stoopid with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Polly lands a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of punches to the nose. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Stoopid stuns Polly with a pair of punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 14 of 42 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

-Stoopid throws a left to the jaw, but misses.
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+Stoopid hits with Polly with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Polly hits with a series of heavy punches to the face.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a barrage of mean punches to the mouth. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stoopid staggers Polly with a pair of shots to the jaw.
Stoopid lands a resounding blow to the head and Polly is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!