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(Super-Middleweight) Slab Rankle defeated Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, June 12, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Slab Rankle!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 162 pounds (73 kilograms) is Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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+Rankle attacks with a pair of loud shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 10-9

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 2

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

+Rankle tosses a flurry of stinging blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 9 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 20-18

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 3

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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+Rankle whacks Achmed with a barrage of glancing shots to the temple. Achmed seems wobbly!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 30-27

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 4

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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+Rankle pops Achmed with a volley of blows to the chest.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 40-36

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 5

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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+Rankle hits Achmed with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 7 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 50-45

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 6

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 9 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 60-54

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 7

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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+Rankle annoys Achmed with a series of mean shots to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 70-63

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 8

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 80-72

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 9

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 90-81

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 10

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 100-90

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 11

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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+Rankle strikes with a barrage of powerful blows to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 110-99

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

ROUND 12

Rankle covers up.
Achmed covers up.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slab Rankle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Achmed The Dead Terrorist Boxer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Slab Rankle won the round 10-9

Slab Rankle is winning the fight 120-108

Rankle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Achmed doesn't want to stop fighting!

The judges decisions are:

Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 2: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 3: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 4: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 5: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 6: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 7: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 8: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 9: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 10: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 11: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 12: Slab Rankle 10-9

Total Score: Slab Rankle 120-108

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 2: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 3: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 4: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 5: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 6: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 7: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 8: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 9: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 10: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 11: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 12: Slab Rankle 10-9

Total Score: Slab Rankle 120-108

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 2: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 3: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 4: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 5: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 6: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 7: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 8: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 9: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 10: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 11: Slab Rankle 10-9
Round 12: Slab Rankle 10-9

Total Score: Slab Rankle 120-108

Slab Rankle wins by decision!