Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\952010.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Tuesday, June 10, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 1 pounds (0 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
-Hands attacks with a series of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Hands tries to land a pair of right shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Blerp clocks Hands with a pair of shots to the head.
Blerp lands a decisive right uppercut and Hands is knocked out of the ring!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Blerp tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Hands wallops Blerp with a flurry of nice blows to the eye. Blerp sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hands charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
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-Hands charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hands clocks Blerp with a volley of shots to the mouth!
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+Hands thumps Blerp with a series of shots to the face.
+Blerp rocks Hands with a pair of shots to the temple.
Blerp lands a cruel right blow to the temple and Hands collapses!!
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Hands struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Hands fires a barrage of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Hands jolts Blerp with a flurry of furious shots to the face.
-Hands lunges with a volley of blows to the face, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Hands fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Hammer Hands landed 15 of 59 punches, and blerp landed 0 of 8 punches.
blerp won the round 10-7
blerp is winning the fight 10-7
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hands comes out fighting.
Blerp covers up.
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+Hands tags Blerp with a volley of painful blows to the head.
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+Hands solidly lands a sweeping right to the ribs.
+Blerp smacks Hands with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Blerp is hammering relentlessly! Hands's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: blerp 10-7
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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