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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Vlad Torped by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, June 09, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is Vlad Torped!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Torped backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Torped blocks.
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-Pillow Hands launches a straight right to the nose, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Torped connects with a cross to the mouth.
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+Pillow Hands smacks Torped with a volley of shots to the temple! Torped hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Pillow Hands tries a pair of shots to the chin, but Torped ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 42 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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+Pillow Hands annoys Torped with a volley of commanding shots to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Torped tosses a barrage of strong shots to the jaw!!
-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Torped steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands fires a flurry of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 39 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left left to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Torped with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a left right to the face, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Torped with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Torped ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left shots to the chin, but Torped beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Torped pokes Pillow Hands with a volley of stiff blows to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of blows to the mouth, but Torped quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a pair of left shots to the face, but Torped deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of right blows to the eye, but Torped steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of blows to the head, but Torped ducks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of right shots to the eye, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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+Torped throws a pair of painful punches to the eye. Pillow Hands backpedals to his own corner.
+Pillow Hands rocks Torped with a nice cross to the head!
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 39 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands charges with a jab to the mouth, but Torped narrowly avoids it
+Pillow Hands hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Torped backpedals to his own corner.
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+Torped punches Pillow Hands with a pair of stinging shots to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of left punches to the face, but Torped steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of shots to the eye, but Torped deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 38 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
+Torped hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Pillow Hands lands a pair of off balance shots to the chin! Torped sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Torped throws a pair of wild shots to the mouth.
+Pillow Hands scores with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs. Torped doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 39 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a right roundhouse to the chest, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the face, but Torped escapes.
+Pillow Hands strikes with a pair of light punches to the jaw. Torped falls against the ropes!
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+Pillow Hands punches Torped with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Torped ducks just in time.
+Torped attacks with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs!
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Torped beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 38 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

+Torped solidly lands a flurry of shots to the eye.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of left shots to the head, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of right shots to the head, but Torped ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a right to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a left roundhouse to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left shots to the mouth, but Torped backs out of it.
+Pillow Hands belts Torped with a nasty cross to the eye.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Torped with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Torped steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a right to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Torped hammers Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Pillow Hands paws a left jab to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands throws a volley of nasty shots to the stomach!!
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 41 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but Torped ducks.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Torped ducks just in time.
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+Pillow Hands annoys Torped with a series of blows to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of right shots to the eye, but only hits air.
+Torped annoys Pillow Hands with a flurry of blows to the head. Pillow Hands is hurt!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 41 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Pillow Hands fires a volley of solid punches to the head.
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+Torped smashes Pillow Hands with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Torped ducks.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Torped steps aside.
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+Torped smacks Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the nose, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 43 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 6 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands paws a series of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Pillow Hands annoys Torped with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Torped pounds Pillow Hands with a left to the temple.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 42 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!