Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\951361.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Saturday, June 07, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak hits with a pair of blows to the eye!!
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 9 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Sobchak attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak tosses a series of blows to the mouth! Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+Sobchak punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-36
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak hits with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth!!
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-45
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+Sobchak slams Coffeeguzzler with a commanding cross to the face!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-54
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak nails Coffeeguzzler with a hard straight right to the solar plexus.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-63
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Sobchak shakes Coffeeguzzler with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-72
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance shots to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-81
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of right shots to the face, but to no avail.
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+Sobchak shakes Coffeeguzzler with a hook to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-90
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a right jab to the eye, but misses.
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+Sobchak hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty shots to the mouth.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 110-99
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Sobchak suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 120-108
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108
Walter Sobchak wins by decision!
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