Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\951207.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Christopher Hitchens defeated Im that dude by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Saturday, June 07, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Im that dude!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is Christopher Hitchens!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Im That Dude rocks Hitchens with a solid cross to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude throws a volley of strong blows to the face. Hitchens quickly recovers.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Im That Dude fires a pair of blows to the nose!
-Im That Dude fires a volley of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Hitchens attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Im That Dude blocks.
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-Im That Dude attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Hitchens ties him up.
+Im That Dude drills Hitchens with a series of punches to the nose! Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Im That Dude pounds Hitchens with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Im That Dude pummels Hitchens with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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+Im That Dude tosses a flurry of strong shots to the face.
+Im That Dude backs up Hitchens with a light sweeping right to the ribs.
+Hitchens hits with a commanding jab to the nose.
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+Hitchens clocks Im That Dude with a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hitchens lands a barrage of blows to the chin. Im That Dude covers up.
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+Im That Dude jolts Hitchens with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
+Im That Dude nails Hitchens with a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Hitchens doesn't notice.
+Im That Dude hits Hitchens with a stiff roundhouse to the jaw. Hitchens hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Im That Dude lands a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 57 of 84 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 25 of 31 punches.
Im that dude won the round 10-9
Im that dude is winning the fight 10-9
Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!
Hitchens doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a uppercut to the chin, but Hitchens leaps aside.
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+Hitchens throws a barrage of quick shots to the head.
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+Im That Dude suprises Hitchens with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Hitchens lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Im That Dude tosses a light straight right to the eye.
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+Hitchens fires a series of blows to the jaw. Im That Dude doesn't seem bothered.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a pair of blows to the face. Im That Dude falls against the ropes!
+Im That Dude nails Hitchens with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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+Hitchens solidly lands a flurry of solid blows to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Hitchens covers himself well.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 18 of 42 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 28 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Im That Dude remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Hitchens stays away from it.
-Hitchens tries to land a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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+Im That Dude stuns Hitchens with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Hitchens fires a vicious hook to the chest.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Hitchens ducks.
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+Hitchens throws a series of stinging punches to the head.
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-Im That Dude probes with a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Im That Dude connects with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
+Im That Dude solidly lands a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Hitchens drills Im That Dude with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 17 of 39 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 24 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 29-28
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Im That Dude grazes Hitchens with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a pair of right punches to the eye, but Hitchens backs out of it.
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+Hitchens belts Im That Dude with a nice hook to the mouth.
-Im That Dude attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Hitchens probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Hitchens paws a pair of blows to the face, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude attempts a left to the eye, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Hitchens belts Im That Dude with a hard cross to the chest.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a flurry of shots to the mouth. Im That Dude ignores it.
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+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a commanding hook to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 13 of 33 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 19 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 39-37
Im That Dude grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Im That Dude lashes out with a straight right to the chin! Hitchens seems wobbly!
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+Im That Dude shakes Hitchens with a series of punches to the eye!! Hitchens grimaces in pain.
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+Hitchens scores with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Im That Dude throws a series of shots to the face, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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+Hitchens belts Im That Dude with a series of shots to the face.
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-Hitchens charges with a pair of blows to the head, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Hitchens lands a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Hitchens tattoos Im That Dude with a flurry of nasty shots to the chin.
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-Im That Dude fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 17 of 43 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 24 of 31 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 49-46
Im That Dude is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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+Hitchens wallops Im That Dude with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw. Im That Dude shakes his head to clear it.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Im That Dude annoys Hitchens with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Hitchens beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hitchens lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens throws a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Hitchens wallops Im That Dude with a barrage of blows to the head.
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+Im That Dude pokes Hitchens with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Hitchens backpedals to his own corner.
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Hitchens steps aside and laughs.
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-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Hitchens covers himself well.
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+Im That Dude rocks Hitchens with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 14 of 41 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 25 of 32 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 59-55
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Im That Dude fires a left straight right to the mouth, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
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-Hitchens probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Im That Dude drills Hitchens with a series of glancing punches to the chin!
-Im That Dude attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Hitchens annoys Im That Dude with a cross to the jaw.
+Hitchens rocks Im That Dude with a flurry of mean blows to the eye. Im That Dude sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a volley of powerful blows to the mouth. Im That Dude doesn't seem bothered.
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+Im That Dude pounds Hitchens with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 15 of 43 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 23 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 69-64
Im That Dude is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 8
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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+Hitchens attacks with a uppercut to the face!!
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-Im That Dude attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but Hitchens stays away from it.
-Hitchens launches a series of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Hitchens connects with a mean hook to the face.
-Im That Dude launches a pair of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude attempts a volley of shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Im That Dude hits with a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Hitchens hits Im That Dude with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Im That Dude tries to land a right straight right to the head, but Hitchens steps aside.
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-Im That Dude throws a left to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but Hitchens leaps aside.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Hitchens wallops Im That Dude with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth. Im That Dude laughs!
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+Im That Dude wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 12 of 39 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 28 of 30 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 79-73
Im That Dude looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
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-Hitchens attacks with a pair of left blows to the head, but Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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-Im That Dude paws a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Im That Dude throws a pair of punches to the temple, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
-Im That Dude probes with a series of blows to the head, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
+Im That Dude slams Hitchens with a volley of punches to the nose. Hitchens sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of shots to the head, but Hitchens blocks.
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+Hitchens throws a left to the eye!!
+Hitchens hits with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
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+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a powerful straight right to the chin.
+Im That Dude punches Hitchens with a series of stiff punches to the temple!!
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-Im That Dude tries a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens pops Im That Dude with a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Hitchens attacks with a flurry of powerful shots to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 11 of 42 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 29 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 89-82
Im That Dude looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
+Hitchens attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach!
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Hitchens backs up Im That Dude with a series of mean shots to the mouth.
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+Im That Dude solidly lands a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Hitchens tags Im That Dude with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Hitchens lands a series of punches to the nose!
-Im That Dude lashes out with a pair of right combinations to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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+Hitchens tattoos Im That Dude with a flurry of shots to the face.
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-Im That Dude probes with a right to the chin, but Hitchens deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Im that dude landed 7 of 32 punches, and Christopher Hitchens landed 27 of 34 punches.
Christopher Hitchens won the round 10-9
Christopher Hitchens is winning the fight 99-91
Im That Dude collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hitchens comes out fighting.
-Im That Dude charges with a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but Hitchens ducks just in time.
+Hitchens lashes out with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
-Im That Dude lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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+Hitchens hurts Im That Dude with a flurry of off balance combinations to the chin!! Im That Dude seems wobbly!
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-Im That Dude paws a volley of combinations to the eye, but Hitchens takes it in the forearms.
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-Im That Dude attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Im That Dude throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Hitchens slams Im That Dude with a series of solid shots to the ribs. Im That Dude doesn't seem bothered.
+Hitchens smashes Im That Dude with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
Hitchens lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Im That Dude is flattened!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Im That Dude whacks Hitchens with a barrage of painful combinations to the temple. Hitchens asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Hitchens stuns Im That Dude with a pair of powerful blows to the temple.
Hitchens lands a decisive blow to the head and Im That Dude lands flat on his back!!
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Im That Dude struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Im That Dude throws a jab to the nose, but Hitchens leaps aside.
+Hitchens hits with a series of strong blows to the ribs.
-Im That Dude charges with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Hitchens drills Im That Dude with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
Hitchens lands a slow motion blow to the temple and Im That Dude drops like a stone!!
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He's Out!
Christopher Hitchens wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Im That Dude can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Hitchens grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.
The doctor won't let Im that dude continue the fight! Christopher Hitchens wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 3: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 4: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 5: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 6: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 7: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 8: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 9: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Round 10: Christopher Hitchens 10-9
Christopher Hitchens wins by a knockout!
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