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(Strawweight) Wee Wanker Keeler defeated Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, June 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 20 pounds (9 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+The Return Of Legend slams Keeler with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Keeler pounds The Return Of Legend with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. The Return Of Legend hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Return Of Legend paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-The Return Of Legend charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Keeler belts The Return Of Legend with a flurry of heavy blows to the temple!
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+Keeler solidly lands a series of punches to the ribs. The Return Of Legend doesn't notice.
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-The Return Of Legend throws a jab to the jaw, but Keeler leaps aside.
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-The Return Of Legend paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Keeler shakes The Return Of Legend with a pair of light punches to the nose.
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-The Return Of Legend lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Keeler deftly avoits it.
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-The Return Of Legend tries to land a left jab to the stomach, but misses.
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-Keeler tries a left jab to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 5 of 48 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 22 of 29 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


The Return Of Legend is obviously tired.

Keeler is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-The Return Of Legend throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Keeler ties him up.
-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
+Keeler fires a pair of light punches to the stomach!
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+Keeler tags The Return Of Legend with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-The Return Of Legend attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-The Return Of Legend throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Keeler ducks.
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+Keeler lands a series of punches to the mouth!!
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-The Return Of Legend throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Keeler attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-The Return Of Legend attacks with a series of punches to the jaw, but Keeler escapes.
-Keeler paws a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but The Return Of Legend escapes.
-The Return Of Legend probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Return Of Legend launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 4 of 49 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 16 of 33 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


The Return Of Legend receives medical attention from his trainer.

Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a right straight right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-The Return Of Legend tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
-The Return Of Legend probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
-The Return Of Legend throws a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-The Return Of Legend attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Keeler attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Keeler hammers The Return Of Legend with a barrage of punches to the head. The Return Of Legend hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Return Of Legend charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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-Keeler tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but The Return Of Legend ducks.
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-The Return Of Legend attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Keeler jolts The Return Of Legend with a wild cross to the chest. Keeler smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! The Return Of Legend's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Return Of Legend can't remember which corner is his.

Keeler can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a technical knockout!