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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Parker Polly by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, June 03, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly whacks Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Polly takes charge with a pair of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a series of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Polly pokes Stoopid with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly tosses a flurry of strong shots to the stomach.
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+Stoopid solidly lands a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 40 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly jars Stoopid with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Polly quickly backs away.
+Polly lands a series of punches to the stomach. Stoopid covers up.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs!
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-Stoopid paws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly escapes.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a pair of furious shots to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Polly ducks just in time.
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+Polly tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 38 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly hurts Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly strikes with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Polly narrowly avoids it
+Stoopid jars Polly with a volley of glancing shots to the chest!
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-Stoopid fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a mean jab to the chest.
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-Stoopid throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the stomach!
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 23 punches, and Parker Polly landed 37 of 37 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid covers up.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid hits with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Polly sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stoopid throws a hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Polly connects with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a cross to the solar plexus. Stoopid doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 7 of 24 punches, and Parker Polly landed 35 of 35 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Polly doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly throws a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Stoopid fires a furious jab to the chest.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a off balance right to the solar plexus. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid tries to land a right to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Polly throws a cross to the chest.
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+Polly nails Stoopid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid launches a barrage of left shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a series of nice punches to the chest.
+Polly lands a powerful cross to the stomach. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs!!
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-Stoopid fires a volley of left blows to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
-Stoopid launches a volley of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 34 punches, and Parker Polly landed 36 of 43 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid grazes Polly with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a powerful jab to the solar plexus.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
+Polly attacks with a series of furious shots to the chest. Stoopid gets mad!
+Polly staggers Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest!
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+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a volley of punches to the chest. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of mean punches to the ribs. Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
-Stoopid tries a right left to the stomach, but misses.
+Stoopid drills Polly with a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Polly quickly recovers.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 29 punches, and Parker Polly landed 46 of 51 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly lashes out with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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+Stoopid tattoos Polly with a stiff hook to the solar plexus.
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+Polly wallops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+Polly lands a pair of wild blows to the stomach!
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+Stoopid fires a barrage of nice blows to the ribs!! Polly laughs!
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Stoopid throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly fires a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Polly escapes.
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+Polly jolts Stoopid with a loud right to the ribs. Stoopid laughs!
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+Polly suprises Stoopid with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 49 of 49 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Stoopid fights inside. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Stoopid connects with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach!!
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-Stoopid attacks with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid tries a left hook to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Polly tosses a series of light punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid tries a roundhouse to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Polly lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly belts Stoopid with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 9 of 30 punches, and Parker Polly landed 43 of 47 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Stoopid rocks Polly with a barrage of vicious blows to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a volley of stinging shots to the mouth. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Polly hits with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!!
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+Polly hits with a straight right to the jaw.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a volley of stinging punches to the temple.
+Polly clocks Stoopid with a mean jab to the face. Stoopid gets mad!
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+Stoopid slams Polly with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Polly shakes his head to clear it.
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-Stoopid probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Stoopid whacks Polly with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach. Polly sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Stoopid launches a uppercut to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Polly beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 16 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 34 of 34 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

+Polly tags Stoopid with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Stoopid seems wobbly!
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+Stoopid hits Polly with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Stoopid fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Polly quickly backs away.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
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-Stoopid attempts a flurry of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Polly solidly lands a volley of solid blows to the jaw. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Polly lashes out with a series of shots to the nose.
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+Stoopid hits with a pair of strong blows to the ribs. Polly is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 14 of 39 punches, and Parker Polly landed 32 of 32 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Stoopid is brawling. (inside)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Stoopid launches a volley of right blows to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Stoopid lands a stinging roundhouse to the stomach.
+Polly throws a volley of solid punches to the temple.
+Stoopid tags Polly with a series of hard shots to the stomach. Polly retreats to the far corner.
-Stoopid paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Polly drills Stoopid with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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+Polly hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the chest.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Stoopid attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a pair of punches to the eye. Stoopid ignores it.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the head!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 11 of 41 punches, and Parker Polly landed 30 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Polly stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Stoopid lands a flurry of hooks to the mouth!
+Polly fires a volley of punches to the head.
-Stoopid lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Polly rocks Stoopid with a series of light punches to the ribs.
+Stoopid jars Polly with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Stoopid jolts Polly with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Stoopid lands a slow motion hook and Polly's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stoopid throws a jab to the temple, but Polly ducks.
+Stoopid suprises Polly with a flurry of commanding blows to the temple.
+Stoopid connects with a volley of mean blows to the face. Polly falls against the ropes!
Stoopid lands a sudden left haymaker and Polly hurtles to the canvas!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Polly connects with a pair of furious blows to the face.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Stoopid fires a wild uppercut to the face.
Stoopid lands a blood spattering right punch in the nose and Polly drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Polly looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!