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(Heavyweight) Dumbo Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 119-109, 120-108, 120-109.

Match Sunday, June 01, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Dumbo Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a series of solid punches to the temple. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.
-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of shots to the face.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Luchini fires a series of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker paws a right cross to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 22 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini pokes Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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-Luchini attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini tosses a flurry of solid shots to the temple.
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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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+Luchini belts Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of left punches to the nose, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of blows to the face, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini throws a right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the face. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the face, but Luchini escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini attempts a flurry of shots to the nose, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the eye, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a stiff jab to the nose. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of shots to the nose, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 27 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of blows to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini tosses a volley of furious punches to the face.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud shots to the chin. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Luchini fires a series of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini lands a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the eye, but Luchini blocks.
-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a jab to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the temple. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 70-64


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left straight right to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Luchini scores with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Luchini tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini lashes out with a jab to the face, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of right blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 80-73


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Luchini tries a series of right punches to the face, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini slams Crazyfucker with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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+Luchini throws a heavy jab to the temple!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 90-83


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini throws a volley of nice punches to the eye!
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-Crazyfucker fires a cross to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini throws a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left shots to the chin, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of glancing punches to the nose. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Luchini attacks with a pair of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 11 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 100-92


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Luchini probes with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini fires a pair of shots to the temple! Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Luchini lands a pair of hard shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 110-101


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini takes charge with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left left to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 120-110


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 119-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-109

Dumbo Luchini wins by decision!