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(Strawweight) Wee Wanker Keeler defeated Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, May 31, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 25 pounds (11 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-The Return Of Legend tries a straight right to the temple, but falls short.
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+Keeler strikes with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach. The Return Of Legend sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Keeler connects with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+The Return Of Legend pounds Keeler with a stinging jab to the eye.
-Keeler throws a barrage of punches to the eye, but The Return Of Legend steps aside.
-The Return Of Legend lashes out with a straight right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Keeler throws a volley of hard punches to the eye.
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-The Return Of Legend tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Keeler fires a pair of painful punches to the nose. The Return Of Legend seems wobbly!
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-The Return Of Legend lunges with a pair of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-The Return Of Legend lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Keeler ducks.
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-The Return Of Legend attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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-The Return Of Legend tries to land a series of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 5 of 43 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 25 of 31 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


The Return Of Legend is obviously tired.

Keeler is obviously tired.



ROUND 2

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler annoys The Return Of Legend with a cross to the face. The Return Of Legend sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Keeler launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Return Of Legend launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
+Keeler attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the head!
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+Keeler hurts The Return Of Legend with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. The Return Of Legend hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Return Of Legend throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
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-The Return Of Legend tries a volley of punches to the face, but falls short.
-Keeler attempts a pair of left blows to the temple, but The Return Of Legend beats a hasty retreat.
-The Return Of Legend fires a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Keeler backs out of it.
-The Return Of Legend launches a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses.
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-The Return Of Legend probes with a jab to the face, but is ineffective.
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-The Return Of Legend tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Keeler steps aside.
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-The Return Of Legend charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Keeler blocks.
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-The Return Of Legend tries to land a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-The Return Of Legend paws a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ronalito "The Return of Legend" Azanz landed 4 of 50 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 31 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


The Return Of Legend receives medical attention from his trainer.

Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 3

The Return Of Legend is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-The Return Of Legend launches a series of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-The Return Of Legend throws a right straight right to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Keeler solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose. Keeler is raining blows! The Return Of Legend falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Return Of Legend can't remember which corner is his.

Keeler can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler wins by a technical knockout!