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(Welterweight) Parker Polly defeated Lagunitas Hop Stoopid by unanimous decision: 118-109, 118-109, 118-109.

Match Friday, May 30, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Parker Polly!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Polly backs out of it.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid lunges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Stoopid throws a right uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest!
+Polly tosses a barrage of strong shots to the stomach.
+Polly fires a barrage of punches to the ribs!
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+Polly hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Polly annoys Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly fires a series of punches to the chest.
+Stoopid tags Polly with a flurry of strong shots to the chest. Polly shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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-Stoopid attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 41 of 42 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 23 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 10-9


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Polly solidly lands a series of furious blows to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a series of nice punches to the chest.
-Stoopid throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Polly steps aside.
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+Polly throws a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
+Polly throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly pops Stoopid with a glancing hook to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Stoopid punches Polly with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Stoopid lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Polly stuns Stoopid with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the ribs!
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 40 of 44 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 20-18


Polly doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stoopid throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Stoopid belts Polly with a nice hook to the solar plexus!
-Stoopid probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attacks with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly scores with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a uppercut to the ribs. Stoopid is hurt!
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-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Polly belts Stoopid with a pair of punches to the ribs. Stoopid laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 40 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 22 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 30-27


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Polly hits with a pair of painful shots to the chest.
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+Polly connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stoopid connects with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
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+Polly hits with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Polly attacks with a series of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Polly clocks Stoopid with a strong jab to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid attempts a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Polly takes it in the forearms.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid charges with a series of shots to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+Polly connects with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 38 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 6 of 25 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 40-36


Polly doesn't even want to rest!

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly jars Stoopid with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Stoopid probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Polly hits with a powerful left to the stomach.
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+Polly tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Polly tags Stoopid with a vicious jab to the ribs.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Polly blocks.
+Polly solidly lands a sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Polly ties him up.
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-Stoopid launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly attacks with a flurry of solid blows to the stomach! Stoopid falls against the ropes!
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stoopid hits with a wild left to the solar plexus.
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+Polly pokes Stoopid with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 40 of 40 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 31 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 50-45


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Polly shakes Stoopid with a series of punches to the chest. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Polly ducks.
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+Polly tosses a pair of hard punches to the chest. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid is hurt!
+Polly scores with a stiff hook to the solar plexus!
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+Polly hits with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Stoopid throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Polly tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stoopid tries a right right to the ribs, but Polly stays away from it.
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+Stoopid annoys Polly with a pair of quick punches to the stomach. Polly doesn't notice.
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+Polly lashes out with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Stoopid gets mad!
+Polly tags Stoopid with a hook to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 47 of 47 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 27 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 60-54


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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-Stoopid lashes out with a left uppercut to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Stoopid fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Polly solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly jars Stoopid with a powerful jab to the ribs! Stoopid seems wobbly!
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-Stoopid lunges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly deftly avoits it.
+Polly lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Polly punches Stoopid with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus. Stoopid backpedals to his own corner.
-Stoopid charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Polly stays away from it.
+Stoopid takes charge with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Polly grimaces in pain.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a right to the stomach.
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+Polly lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 45 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 9 of 30 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 70-63


Polly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid fights inside. (inside)

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+Stoopid nails Polly with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly throws a series of stinging punches to the chest!
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-Stoopid throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Polly solidly lands a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Stoopid charges with a right to the stomach, but Polly ties him up.
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-Stoopid probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Polly tosses a furious left to the chest!! Stoopid is hurt!
+Polly throws a flurry of punches to the ribs. Stoopid grimaces in pain.
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+Polly strikes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly nails Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs. Stoopid shakes his head to clear it.
+Polly catches Stoopid with a series of punches to the stomach!! Stoopid gets mad!
+Polly punches Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Stoopid lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 48 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 8 of 34 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 80-72


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Polly annoys Stoopid with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Polly jolts Stoopid with a volley of punches to the face. Stoopid gets mad!
-Stoopid lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly covers himself well.
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+Polly staggers Stoopid with a painful jab to the head.
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+Stoopid throws a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Stoopid tags Polly with a series of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Polly thumps Stoopid with a pair of shots to the head.
-Stoopid probes with a hook to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Polly backs up Stoopid with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Polly steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 30 of 33 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 10 of 38 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 90-81


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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+Polly rocks Stoopid with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Stoopid doesn't seem bothered.
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-Stoopid fires a volley of right blows to the chest, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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+Stoopid hits with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Polly tattoos Stoopid with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Stoopid tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but Polly escapes.
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-Stoopid throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Polly hides behind his gloves.
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-Stoopid probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Polly smacks Stoopid with a volley of punches to the jaw. Stoopid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Stoopid thumps Polly with a pair of punches to the ribs. Polly hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Polly throws a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 31 of 31 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 13 of 41 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 100-90


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is brawling. (inside)

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-Stoopid lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Stoopid attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Polly ducks.
-Stoopid launches a pair of left shots to the chest, but Polly blocks.
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-Stoopid lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Polly narrowly avoids it
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-Stoopid attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Polly smashes Stoopid with a flurry of stiff shots to the mouth. Stoopid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Stoopid staggers Polly with a powerful right to the stomach.
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+Stoopid punches Polly with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Polly wallops Stoopid with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
-Stoopid lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Polly backs out of it.
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+Polly grazes Stoopid with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+Polly hits with a vicious roundhouse to the face.
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+Polly throws a straight right to the solar plexus. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 31 of 31 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 12 of 35 punches.

Parker Polly won the round 10-9

Parker Polly is winning the fight 110-99


Polly grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Polly stays outside and uses his jab.
Stoopid is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Stoopid tries to land a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
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+Polly hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Polly hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Stoopid probes with a jab to the nose, but misses completely.
+Stoopid smacks Polly with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Stoopid lashes out with a barrage of hooks to the eye, but Polly deftly avoits it.
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+Polly catches Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Polly attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Stoopid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stoopid hits with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
Stoopid lands a powerful uppercut and Polly lands flat on his back!!

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Polly struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Polly hits with a volley of light punches to the chin.
-Stoopid charges with a left to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Polly fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Polly pounds Stoopid with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Polly pummels Stoopid with a barrage of heavy crosses to the head. Stoopid covers up.
+Polly hits Stoopid with a jab to the mouth.
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+Stoopid tattoos Polly with a barrage of heavy blows to the chin. Polly shakes his head to clear it.
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+Polly lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Polly hammers Stoopid with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Stoopid throws a series of strong uppercuts to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Parker Polly landed 57 of 57 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 14 of 37 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-8

Parker Polly is winning the fight 118-109


Polly is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Stoopid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Total Score: Parker Polly 118-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Total Score: Parker Polly 118-109


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 2: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 3: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 4: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 5: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 6: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 7: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 8: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 9: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 10: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 11: Parker Polly 10-9
Round 12: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-8

Total Score: Parker Polly 118-109

Parker Polly wins by decision!