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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, May 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 9 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Sobchak hides behind his gloves.
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+Sobchak punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious blows to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Sobchak steps aside and laughs.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left blows to the temple, but Sobchak ducks.
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+Sobchak hits with a series of commanding shots to the eye.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-36


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak smashes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-45


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak shakes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean blows to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left right to the ribs, but Sobchak ducks just in time.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-54


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak fires a series of glancing blows to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-63


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of left blows to the eye, but Sobchak stays away from it.
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+Sobchak hits with a straight right to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-72


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak connects with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of right shots to the temple, but Sobchak steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-81


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak takes charge with a pair of shots to the chest. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-90


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak throws a barrage of shots to the jaw! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 110-99


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Sobchak covers up.
Coffeeguzzler covers up.

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+Sobchak fires a pair of mean shots to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a right to the solar plexus, but Sobchak hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches, and Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 120-108


Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!