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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Timmy Tester- by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, May 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 345 pounds (156 kilograms) is Timmy Tester-!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands launches a pair of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a left to the head, but Tester- blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but Tester- leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 2 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a sweeping right to the temple, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of left shots to the temple, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but Tester- blocks.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of shots to the face, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 9 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 2 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a uppercut to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left to the temple, but Tester- escapes.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands fires a jab to the face, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a left jab to the face, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a series of left shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of left shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 41 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks.
-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands throws a right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 42 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right shots to the jaw, but misses.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a straight right to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of shots to the face, but Tester- ducks.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of blows to the head, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

-Pillow Hands attempts a right hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of blows to the mouth, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a left jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of right blows to the face, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands fires a cross to the head, but Tester- escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Tester- backs out of it.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a cross to the jaw, but Tester- ducks.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a right jab to the chest, but Tester- ducks.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Tester- ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a left right to the nose, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the face, but Tester- covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tester- ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Tester- ducks just in time.
-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Tester- beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
+Tester- hits with Pillow Hands with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands paws a sweeping right to the face, but Tester- narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Tester- hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of blows to the nose, but Tester- quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of punches to the face, but Tester- covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of right shots to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands paws a roundhouse to the chin, but Tester- takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands tries to land a left left to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a left roundhouse to the face, but Tester- deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the head, but Tester- ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 4 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Tester- covers up.
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Tester- attempts a left right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Tester- steps aside and laughs.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right blows to the nose, but Tester- leaps aside.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a left straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pillow Hands paws a series of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of blows to the jaw, but falls short.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Timmy Tester- landed 3 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 3 of 38 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Tester- doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!