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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson by unanimous decision: 120-109, 119-109, 119-109.

Match Tuesday, May 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 152 pounds (69 kilograms) is Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator hits with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach!
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-Alligator probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
-Alligator probes with a straight right to the head, but Chomsky covers himself well.
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+Chomsky staggers Alligator with a series of nasty punches to the head. Alligator hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Alligator solidly lands a flurry of furious shots to the chin.
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+Alligator fires a series of nice punches to the temple!
+Chomsky hits with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky connects with a series of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 30 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 21 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alligator doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Chomsky tosses a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky slams Alligator with a wild cross to the nose.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a barrage of furious punches to the eye.
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+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Alligator launches a barrage of right blows to the head, but Chomsky stays away from it.
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+Alligator thumps Chomsky with a pair of light blows to the temple.
+Chomsky hits with a pair of stinging punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Alligator punches Chomsky with a volley of blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 32 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Chomsky wallops Alligator with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Alligator quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a series of hard blows to the chest.
+Alligator nails Chomsky with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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+Alligator suprises Chomsky with a barrage of quick blows to the nose.
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-Alligator launches a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Alligator hits with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of solid punches to the chest!
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+Chomsky strikes with a volley of light punches to the ribs. Alligator shakes his head to clear it.
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+Alligator suprises Chomsky with a powerful sweeping right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 27 of 33 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 25 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky catches Alligator with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Alligator paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Alligator grazes Chomsky with a barrage of nasty shots to the jaw.
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+Chomsky pokes Alligator with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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+Alligator shakes Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the face. Chomsky ignores it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Alligator catches Chomsky with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Alligator tags Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Chomsky is hurt!
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+Chomsky throws a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Alligator pummels Chomsky with a volley of blows to the head. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 33 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 19 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky tags Alligator with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Alligator throws a barrage of shots to the temple.
-Chomsky attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Alligator ducks.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Chomsky drills Alligator with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach!!
+Chomsky tosses a glancing jab to the ribs.
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+Chomsky pokes Alligator with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus. Alligator sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Alligator lashes out with a pair of vicious punches to the head!!
-Alligator tries a series of right shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Alligator punches Chomsky with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Chomsky throws a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 42 of 44 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 21 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator strikes with a volley of punches to the temple. Chomsky retreats to the far corner.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky clocks Alligator with a series of off balance blows to the chest. Alligator covers up.
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+Alligator pounds Chomsky with a series of quick shots to the eye!! Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Chomsky attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Alligator blocks.
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Alligator throws a volley of off balance blows to the chin. Chomsky quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Alligator fires a commanding sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky lands a pair of nasty blows to the solar plexus!
+Alligator smacks Chomsky with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky tosses a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky throws a straight right to the stomach.
+Chomsky stuns Alligator with a hard right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 41 of 49 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 27 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Chomsky drills Alligator with a series of wild shots to the ribs.
-Chomsky fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Chomsky strikes with a volley of shots to the chest. Alligator quickly recovers.
+Chomsky tosses a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach. Alligator asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
-Alligator charges with a pair of left punches to the head, but Chomsky deftly avoits it.
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+Alligator lashes out with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose!!
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-Chomsky attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Alligator covers himself well.
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+Alligator belts Chomsky with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth. Chomsky seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky belts Alligator with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Alligator throws a flurry of strong shots to the ribs!! Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
+Chomsky hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky whacks Alligator with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Alligator throws a sweeping right to the eye.
+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 50 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 26 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a mean jab to the solar plexus!
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+Alligator smacks Chomsky with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Chomsky paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Chomsky pummels Alligator with a pair of stiff punches to the chest!
+Chomsky lands a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Alligator tries a series of right punches to the chest, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
+Alligator clocks Chomsky with a flurry of wild blows to the nose.
-Chomsky tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Alligator ties him up.
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-Alligator probes with a right cross to the stomach, but falls short.
+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. Alligator doesn't notice.
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+Alligator throws a pair of mean blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 49 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 22 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Alligator whacks Chomsky with a heavy uppercut to the mouth!!
+Chomsky clocks Alligator with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw!!
+Alligator hits with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky tries a left cross to the nose, but Alligator beats a hasty retreat.
+Alligator pummels Chomsky with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Chomsky smacks Alligator with a series of strong punches to the head.
+Alligator lands a pair of shots to the jaw.
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+Alligator tosses a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs.
+Chomsky fires a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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-Alligator attempts a pair of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+Chomsky tattoos Alligator with a painful roundhouse to the temple!!
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+Chomsky stuns Alligator with a series of punches to the head.
+Chomsky grazes Alligator with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 38 of 45 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 22 of 30 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Chomsky connects with a pair of punches to the head. Alligator retreats to the far corner.
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+Alligator slams Chomsky with a hook to the face.
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-Chomsky paws a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Alligator throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Chomsky fires a series of punches to the temple, but Alligator steps aside and laughs.
+Chomsky jars Alligator with a barrage of punches to the temple. Alligator falls against the ropes!
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+Alligator shakes Chomsky with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky attacks with a off balance jab to the face!!
+Chomsky fires a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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+Alligator stuns Chomsky with a volley of blows to the eye.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a volley of punches to the jaw. Alligator quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a flurry of furious punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 51 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 21 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Alligator ties him up.
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-Chomsky tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Alligator covers himself well.
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+Chomsky fires a solid jab to the eye.
+Chomsky strikes with a volley of heavy shots to the nose.
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-Alligator tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but Chomsky ducks.
+Chomsky connects with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Chomsky probes with a left jab to the head, but Alligator backs out of it.
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+Alligator rocks Chomsky with a off balance roundhouse to the temple.
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+Chomsky whacks Alligator with a barrage of furious shots to the nose. Alligator falls against the ropes!
+Alligator pops Chomsky with a jab to the mouth.
+Chomsky suprises Alligator with a flurry of quick punches to the nose. Alligator is hurt!
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+Alligator hits with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
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+Alligator clocks Chomsky with a pair of mean punches to the eye. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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+Alligator smacks Chomsky with a volley of strong blows to the stomach!
+Chomsky pummels Alligator with a barrage of blows to the temple.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 48 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 24 of 35 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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-Chomsky probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chomsky fires a pair of blows to the chin. Alligator retreats to the far corner.
+Alligator smashes Chomsky with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Alligator pummels Chomsky with a series of wild shots to the stomach. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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-Chomsky lashes out with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Alligator ties him up.
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+Alligator hits with a furious roundhouse to the chin! Chomsky gets mad!
+Chomsky connects with a flurry of punches to the nose. Alligator laughs!
+Chomsky hits with a flurry of mean punches to the nose.
+Chomsky scores with a pair of nasty punches to the nose. Alligator grimaces in pain.
+Chomsky staggers Alligator with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Chomsky hits with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of heavy blows to the head.
+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a cross to the chin!!
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+Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of heavy punches to the head! Alligator falls against the ropes!
-Chomsky launches a volley of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a stinging straight right to the nose.
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-Chomsky throws a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a volley of hard punches to the chin!
+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Alligator thumps Chomsky with a pair of light shots to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 45 of 65 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 31 of 33 punches.

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 119-109


Chomsky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-109


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-109

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!