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(Heavyweight) Dumbo Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Monday, May 26, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 312 pounds (142 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Dumbo Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini thumps Crazyfucker with a roundhouse to the jaw. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Luchini catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 25 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the face. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of off balance punches to the head!
-Luchini probes with a right jab to the eye, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a right to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Luchini hits with Crazyfucker with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the head, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Luchini throws a right jab to the head, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a jab to the face, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Luchini charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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+Luchini connects with a volley of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a hook to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but Luchini escapes.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini paws a hook to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 21 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Luchini throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right blows to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Luchini attacks with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini strikes with a barrage of light punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Luchini connects with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 22 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a series of wild punches to the temple.
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-Luchini probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Luchini throws a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Luchini stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 25 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini tries a jab to the temple, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini lands a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right hook to the nose, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 13 of 22 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Crazyfucker charges with a uppercut to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini fires a series of blows to the chin, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right blows to the face, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses.
+Luchini throws a flurry of hard punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a flurry of furious shots to the temple.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but Luchini quickly backs away.
-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini throws a flurry of off balance punches to the head!
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left blows to the chest, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of punches to the face, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Luchini escapes.
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-Luchini paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Luchini fires a barrage of painful shots to the chin! Crazyfucker is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 12 of 21 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini probes with a series of punches to the face, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Luchini scores with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a hook to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Luchini fires a pair of wild punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 27 punches, and Dumbo Luchini landed 14 of 23 punches.

Dumbo Luchini won the round 10-9

Dumbo Luchini is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has the right eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Dumbo Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Dumbo Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Dumbo Luchini 120-108

Dumbo Luchini wins by decision!