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(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, May 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hits with a volley of hard shots to the chin. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak shakes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak jars Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Sobchak narrowly avoids it
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+Sobchak wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of quick shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-45


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak pops Coffeeguzzler with a glancing right to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-54


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick blows to the mouth.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-63


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hits with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of shots to the temple, but Sobchak covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 7 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-72


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak throws a series of strong punches to the stomach!! Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-81


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-90


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak scores with a pair of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 110-99


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.

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+Sobchak hammers Coffeeguzzler with a powerful straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Sobchak jolts Coffeeguzzler with a strong roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 9 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 7 punches.

Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9

Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 120-108


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9

Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108

Walter Sobchak wins by decision!