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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Friday, May 23, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Alligator hits with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Alligator fires a barrage of left shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Alligator hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a barrage of shots to the temple. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky connects with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a straight right to the face.
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+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Alligator laughs!
+Chomsky punches Alligator with a barrage of stinging punches to the face.
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+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 29 of 34 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 24 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Alligator doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator suprises Chomsky with a series of painful punches to the eye.
+Alligator tags Chomsky with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Alligator takes charge with a pair of shots to the mouth. Chomsky ignores it.
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+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a volley of punches to the face. Alligator quickly recovers.
+Alligator hits Chomsky with a cross to the head!! Chomsky doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky throws a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Alligator charges with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Chomsky deftly avoits it.
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+Alligator suprises Chomsky with a volley of blows to the jaw. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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+Alligator scores with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Chomsky ignores it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky staggers Alligator with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Chomsky connects with a barrage of loud punches to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 29 of 33 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 25 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Alligator lashes out with a left roundhouse to the eye, but to no avail.
+Chomsky pokes Alligator with a strong jab to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hits with a heavy right to the stomach.
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+Chomsky belts Alligator with a furious straight right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky scores with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Alligator hurts Chomsky with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Alligator tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Alligator suprises Chomsky with a right to the eye.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Chomsky suprises Alligator with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Alligator sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 27 of 30 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 21 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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-Alligator fires a flurry of right blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky smacks Alligator with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Alligator hits with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky fires a flurry of blows to the chest. Alligator asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Alligator slams Chomsky with a stinging jab to the nose.
+Chomsky hits with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Alligator lunges with a volley of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Chomsky lunges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 24 of 35 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 21 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Alligator doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Alligator lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Chomsky paws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Alligator ducks.
+Alligator hits Chomsky with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
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+Alligator hits with a series of mean blows to the chest.
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+Alligator solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky throws a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Chomsky pummels Alligator with a loud roundhouse to the chest.
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+Chomsky pummels Alligator with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky lands a flurry of hard punches to the stomach!
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+Alligator nails Chomsky with a painful sweeping right to the ribs.
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+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Chomsky hits with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 47 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Chomsky attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Alligator escapes.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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-Chomsky paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Alligator blocks.
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+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Chomsky jars Alligator with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs!
+Alligator connects with a barrage of glancing shots to the face.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a series of stinging shots to the ribs!
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+Chomsky hammers Alligator with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Alligator fires a volley of stiff blows to the eye!
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+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a commanding left to the ribs.
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+Alligator throws a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus. Chomsky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Alligator punches Chomsky with a barrage of off balance shots to the chin.
-Alligator launches a right straight right to the stomach, but Chomsky steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 50 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 26 of 30 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Chomsky probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Alligator backs out of it.
+Chomsky attacks with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Alligator tries a right left to the face, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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+Alligator fires Chomsky with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Alligator throws a commanding uppercut to the eye!
+Alligator punches Chomsky with a straight right to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Alligator strikes with a pair of punches to the head. Chomsky sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Chomsky attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Alligator takes it in the forearms.
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+Chomsky tattoos Alligator with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest. Alligator doesn't notice.
+Alligator solidly lands a flurry of heavy shots to the head.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky staggers Alligator with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 34 of 46 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 24 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky grazes Alligator with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Alligator tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a furious hook to the jaw!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Chomsky launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Chomsky jolts Alligator with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Alligator gets mad!
+Alligator attacks with a volley of commanding blows to the nose.
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+Alligator shakes Chomsky with a left to the chest.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a heavy jab to the chest.
-Chomsky tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Alligator covers himself well.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Alligator falls against the ropes!
+Chomsky scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 53 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 24 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky pummels Alligator with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Chomsky charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Alligator hits with a pair of light shots to the nose!
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-Chomsky tries a jab to the head, but falls short.
+Chomsky catches Alligator with a series of solid punches to the eye!!
+Chomsky stuns Alligator with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
+Alligator belts Chomsky with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Alligator jars Chomsky with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Chomsky ignores it.
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+Chomsky belts Alligator with a pair of punches to the eye. Alligator doesn't notice.
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+Alligator tags Chomsky with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
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+Chomsky suprises Alligator with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of shots to the chin!
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+Chomsky connects with a volley of nice punches to the face!
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+Alligator rocks Chomsky with a volley of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 48 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 26 of 30 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Alligator catches Chomsky with a nasty right to the temple.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Alligator whacks Chomsky with a pair of blows to the face.
-Alligator probes with a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Chomsky quickly backs away.
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+Alligator nails Chomsky with a series of powerful blows to the face. Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Chomsky fires a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky lands a quick straight right to the head.
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+Alligator pounds Chomsky with a volley of shots to the nose.
+Alligator wakes up the fans with a volley of loud blows to the temple.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a barrage of furious blows to the face.
+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Chomsky scores with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
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+Chomsky lands a hook to the jaw. Alligator retreats to the far corner.
+Chomsky tosses a barrage of shots to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 38 of 45 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

-Chomsky probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but Alligator deftly avoits it.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Alligator pops Chomsky with a powerful uppercut to the chin. Chomsky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Chomsky slams Alligator with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Chomsky throws a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a nice right to the temple.
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+Alligator hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Chomsky smacks Alligator with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw!! Alligator shakes his head to clear it.
+Alligator belts Chomsky with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Alligator attacks with a hook to the stomach. Chomsky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Alligator tries to land a series of left punches to the nose, but Chomsky backs out of it.
+Chomsky stuns Alligator with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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+Chomsky hammers Alligator with a volley of mean punches to the head. Alligator asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 47 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 33 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 110-99


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Alligator comes out fighting.

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+Chomsky hammers Alligator with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Chomsky lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Alligator fires a volley of powerful blows to the chest.
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+Alligator hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Chomsky seems wobbly!
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+Alligator grazes Chomsky with a pair of glancing punches to the eye!
-Chomsky paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Chomsky pokes Alligator with a flurry of wild shots to the eye.
+Alligator fires a flurry of vicious shots to the chin!
+Alligator backs up Chomsky with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs.
-Chomsky launches a right straight right to the mouth, but Alligator covers himself well.
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+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a off balance jab to the temple. Alligator beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Chomsky tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Alligator escapes.
+Chomsky hits with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Chomsky suprises Alligator with a stiff left to the nose.
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-Chomsky fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Alligator deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 43 of 59 punches, and Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 28 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 120-108


Chomsky is obviously tired.

Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 120-108

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!