Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\946700.htm on local disk...(Super-Welterweight) Walter Sobchak defeated Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Wednesday, May 21, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Walter Sobchak!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak wallops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of wild blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 10-9
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak fires a barrage of quick shots to the face.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 20-18
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with Sobchak with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Sobchak hits with a series of nasty blows to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 30-27
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Sobchak attacks with a off balance straight right to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 40-36
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak throws a flurry of furious blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a left jab to the chest, but Sobchak blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 50-45
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
+Sobchak takes charge with a strong jab to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Sobchak covers himself well.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 60-54
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak fires a pair of light blows to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Sobchak blocks.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 7 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 70-63
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 8
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak tosses a nice hook to the nose. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a right hook to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 9 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 80-72
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 9
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of hard punches to the nose!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 90-81
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 10
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of blows to the face, but Sobchak ducks.
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+Sobchak attacks with a pair of nasty shots to the nose.
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The fighters study each other.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 100-90
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 11
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Sobchak pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of light blows to the chest.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 110-99
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 12
Coffeeguzzler covers up.
Sobchak covers up.
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+Sobchak wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Scatter Gun Coffeeguzzler landed 3 of 8 punches, and Walter Sobchak landed 8 of 8 punches.
Walter Sobchak won the round 10-9
Walter Sobchak is winning the fight 120-108
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sobchak doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 2: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 3: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 4: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 5: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 6: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 7: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 8: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 9: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 10: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 11: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Round 12: Walter Sobchak 10-9
Total Score: Walter Sobchak 120-108
Walter Sobchak wins by decision!
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