Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\946173.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Vlad Torped by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, May 19, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 324 pounds (147 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Vlad Torped!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of right shots to the temple, but Torped escapes.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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+Torped attacks with a volley of blows to the jaw!!
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Torped escapes.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Torped ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but Torped deftly avoits it.
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The fighters circle.
+Torped tags Crazyfucker with a volley of shots to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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+Torped throws a series of solid shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Torped steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Torped steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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+Torped tattoos Crazyfucker with a series of off balance shots to the temple. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a uppercut to the mouth, but Torped covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Torped ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but Torped blocks.
-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right shots to the face, but Torped leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Torped hammers Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right shots to the eye, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of right punches to the chin, but Torped steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker annoys Torped with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the eye, but Torped blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the temple, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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+Torped shakes Crazyfucker with a series of nasty blows to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left right to the eye, but Torped ducks.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left blows to the mouth, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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+Torped hits with a stiff jab to the stomach. Crazyfucker ignores it.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but Torped leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Torped tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of light shots to the ribs.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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+Torped hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of right punches to the nose, but Torped backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the eye, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 26 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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+Torped thumps Crazyfucker with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Torped narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Torped ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a jab to the solar plexus, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 27 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right right to the head, but Torped quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left cross to the nose, but falls short.
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+Torped hits with a barrage of shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.
+Torped backs up Crazyfucker with a series of commanding shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Torped quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Torped deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Torped ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
Torped remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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