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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson by unanimous decision: 119-110, 119-109, 119-110.

Match Monday, May 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Alligator tags Chomsky with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Chomsky pounds Alligator with a pair of painful shots to the eye. Alligator sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chomsky jolts Alligator with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky scores with a volley of quick punches to the temple!!
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-Alligator tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a series of light punches to the eye. Alligator falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Chomsky tags Alligator with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Alligator fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Alligator grazes Chomsky with a straight right to the face.
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+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a mean jab to the eye.
+Alligator strikes with a stinging hook to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 22 of 31 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 28 of 34 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Alligator doesn't want to stop fighting!

Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Chomsky pokes Alligator with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky hits with a volley of strong punches to the temple. Alligator backpedals to his own corner.
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-Alligator probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Chomsky ties him up.
+Chomsky pokes Alligator with a nice straight right to the temple!
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+Chomsky drills Alligator with a volley of wild punches to the head. Alligator beats a hasty retreat.
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+Alligator belts Chomsky with a left to the temple.
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+Chomsky throws a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
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+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
+Alligator lands a volley of solid shots to the temple. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a barrage of blows to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 25 of 33 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Alligator doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Alligator belts Chomsky with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+Chomsky hammers Alligator with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Alligator ducks just in time.
-Alligator fires a pair of shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Chomsky shakes Alligator with a stiff right to the chest. Alligator ignores it.
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+Alligator punches Chomsky with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Alligator sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Alligator hits with a series of blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 30 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 23 of 32 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Alligator doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Alligator paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Chomsky deftly avoits it.
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+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!
+Chomsky pops Alligator with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach!
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+Alligator grazes Chomsky with a flurry of strong shots to the nose. Chomsky covers up.
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-Chomsky probes with a right straight right to the chest, but Alligator backs out of it.
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-Alligator fires a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Chomsky stays away from it.
-Chomsky tries to land a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky lands a jab to the chest. Alligator doesn't seem bothered.
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+Alligator hits with a pair of nice shots to the face!
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+Chomsky tosses a straight right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 21 of 32 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 19 of 31 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Alligator doesn't even want to rest!

Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky tosses a pair of light blows to the ribs. Alligator gets mad!
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a flurry of stinging punches to the stomach. Alligator doesn't notice.
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-Alligator attempts a series of right shots to the head, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
+Alligator attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky backs up Alligator with a series of off balance punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky lands a barrage of light blows to the stomach! Alligator quickly recovers.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Alligator hits with a flurry of furious blows to the ribs. Chomsky gets mad!
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+Chomsky solidly lands a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Chomsky probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Alligator escapes.
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+Alligator lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Chomsky paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Chomsky slams Alligator with a barrage of light punches to the stomach.
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+Alligator throws a straight right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 25 of 30 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 37 of 45 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Alligator attacks with a stinging jab to the mouth.
-Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Alligator steps aside.
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+Chomsky hits with a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Alligator lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Chomsky charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Alligator fires a volley of painful shots to the chin. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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-Alligator probes with a jab to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Chomsky hits Alligator with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Chomsky lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a heavy right to the solar plexus.
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+Alligator hammers Chomsky with a straight right to the chest.
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-Chomsky attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
-Chomsky lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Alligator quickly backs away.
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+Chomsky smacks Alligator with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 27 of 32 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 50 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Alligator attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the nose!
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+Alligator wallops Chomsky with a series of furious punches to the head!!
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+Chomsky hits Alligator with a volley of blows to the stomach. Alligator quickly recovers.
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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+Chomsky fires a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus!
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+Alligator pummels Chomsky with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Alligator attacks with a flurry of commanding shots to the chin.
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+Chomsky jars Alligator with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Chomsky attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Alligator ducks just in time.
-Alligator tries a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Chomsky throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Alligator jolts Chomsky with a solid roundhouse to the face!! Chomsky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus. Alligator doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 34 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 35 of 47 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Alligator remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Chomsky hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Chomsky attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Alligator thumps Chomsky with a uppercut to the temple!
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+Chomsky tags Alligator with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
-Alligator tries to land a volley of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
+Alligator thumps Chomsky with a volley of light punches to the head.
+Chomsky pops Alligator with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky annoys Alligator with a jab to the solar plexus!! Alligator ignores it.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!
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+Chomsky punches Alligator with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Chomsky paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Alligator hits with a commanding right to the face. Chomsky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Chomsky tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Alligator beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky jolts Alligator with a volley of hard punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Alligator lashes out with a flurry of blows to the temple. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 35 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 32 of 48 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky takes charge with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Chomsky probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Alligator steps aside and laughs.
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+Chomsky lands a series of loud punches to the temple.
+Alligator connects with a volley of strong shots to the temple.
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-Chomsky throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Alligator beats a hasty retreat.
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+Alligator lashes out with a pair of hard shots to the mouth. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky scores with a mean cross to the nose.
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+Alligator throws a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
-Chomsky attempts a right jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Alligator thumps Chomsky with a stinging roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Alligator attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Chomsky lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky pummels Alligator with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Alligator paws a left hook to the nose, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 23 of 27 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 47 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky tosses a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky clocks Alligator with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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+Alligator lands a jab to the solar plexus!
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+Alligator annoys Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a jab to the chin.
+Chomsky lands a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Alligator throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Alligator takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky hurts Alligator with a stinging jab to the eye. Alligator covers up.
+Alligator jolts Chomsky with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Chomsky probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Alligator deftly avoits it.
-Chomsky attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Alligator ducks just in time.
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+Alligator lands a pair of blows to the eye.
-Chomsky lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 24 of 33 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 50 punches.

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 99-91


Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Alligator paws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
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-Chomsky attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Alligator steps aside and laughs.
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-Chomsky paws a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Chomsky slams Alligator with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Alligator takes charge with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hits with a mean straight right to the jaw.
+Chomsky rocks Alligator with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky tosses a volley of nice punches to the face. Alligator hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Alligator solidly lands a volley of vicious blows to the jaw. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Chomsky probes with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Chomsky hits with a cross to the mouth.
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+Chomsky catches Alligator with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Alligator punches Chomsky with a volley of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 24 of 31 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 45 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 109-100


Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Alligator comes out fighting.
Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Chomsky takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky tags Alligator with a jab to the nose!
+Alligator lands a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Chomsky charges with a series of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the head. Alligator asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Chomsky lunges with a left cross to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky thumps Alligator with a cross to the jaw. Alligator sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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+Alligator fires a pair of punches to the ribs. Chomsky laughs!
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+Alligator hits Chomsky with a volley of punches to the face. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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-Chomsky charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
+Chomsky throws a series of quick punches to the nose.
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+Alligator annoys Chomsky with a wild roundhouse to the face! Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson landed 31 of 33 punches, and Noam Chomsky landed 40 of 62 punches.

Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 118-110


Alligator grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.

Chomsky is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-109


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 11: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 12: Sylvan "Alligator" Thompson 10-9

Total Score: Noam Chomsky 119-110

Noam Chomsky wins by decision!