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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated fkn thugn by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, May 17, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 149 pounds (68 kilograms) is fkn thugn!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy blows to the chin. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky suprises Thugn with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky connects with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Thugn drills Chomsky with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Thugn staggers Chomsky with a series of painful punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+Chomsky attacks with a volley of stinging punches to the temple. Thugn is hurt!
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+Thugn slams Chomsky with a pair of shots to the eye. Chomsky gets mad!
+Chomsky wallops Thugn with a pair of nasty punches to the temple. Thugn doesn't notice.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky smashes Thugn with a cross to the jaw. Thugn shakes his head to clear it.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky connects with a series of strong punches to the chest. Thugn asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Chomsky solidly lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 34 punches, and fkn thugn landed 21 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Thugn doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn wallops Chomsky with a barrage of furious blows to the jaw. Chomsky retreats to the far corner.
+Thugn throws a flurry of heavy shots to the temple!
+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Thugn falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky drills Thugn with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky shakes Thugn with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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+Chomsky suprises Thugn with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
+Chomsky thumps Thugn with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky attacks with a volley of punches to the chest!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Thugn hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the head. Chomsky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 31 of 31 punches, and fkn thugn landed 18 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Thugn doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn pounds Chomsky with a pair of punches to the eye.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky scores with a series of blows to the stomach!
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky punches Thugn with a pair of strong punches to the chest! Thugn sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Thugn lands a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn shakes Chomsky with a series of quick blows to the head.
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+Chomsky stuns Thugn with a furious roundhouse to the stomach. Thugn seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Chomsky fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 26 of 34 punches, and fkn thugn landed 19 of 26 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Thugn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn pokes Chomsky with a volley of furious punches to the jaw!!
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-Thugn attempts a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Chomsky backs out of it.
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+Chomsky throws a pair of punches to the stomach. Thugn is hurt!
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+Thugn wallops Chomsky with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Chomsky punches Thugn with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Thugn sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chomsky takes charge with a light left to the chest.
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+Chomsky throws a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky stuns Thugn with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn stuns Chomsky with a uppercut to the chin.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 27 of 27 punches, and fkn thugn landed 17 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest!

Thugn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn staggers Chomsky with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
+Chomsky fires a series of punches to the solar plexus. Thugn beats a hasty retreat.
+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky fires a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Thugn doesn't notice.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the chest!! Thugn sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a left to the ribs!!
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-Chomsky throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Chomsky pummels Thugn with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Chomsky punches Thugn with a heavy jab to the ribs.
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+Chomsky jars Thugn with a light jab to the chest.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thugn lands a flurry of punches to the head.
+Thugn pokes Chomsky with a series of furious shots to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 39 of 48 punches, and fkn thugn landed 17 of 22 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Chomsky tosses a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Thugn punches Chomsky with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Thugn is hurt!
+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a right to the solar plexus. Thugn sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky nails Thugn with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thugn tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Chomsky drills Thugn with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky scores with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
+Chomsky connects with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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+Chomsky clocks Thugn with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Chomsky scores with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Thugn backs up Chomsky with a stiff sweeping right to the mouth.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 45 of 49 punches, and fkn thugn landed 16 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Thugn narrowly avoids it
-Chomsky throws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Thugn throws a left straight right to the eye, but Chomsky hides behind his gloves.
+Chomsky wallops Thugn with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky suprises Thugn with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Chomsky jars Thugn with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Chomsky jolts Thugn with a jab to the solar plexus.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn suprises Chomsky with a volley of punches to the chin. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
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+Thugn pokes Chomsky with a flurry of nasty shots to the temple.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky hits with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Chomsky backs up Thugn with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Chomsky tattoos Thugn with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 47 punches, and fkn thugn landed 16 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thugn is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Thugn attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Chomsky ties him up.
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-Thugn probes with a right jab to the temple, but Chomsky ducks just in time.
+Chomsky smashes Thugn with a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs. Thugn doesn't seem bothered.
+Chomsky slams Thugn with a series of punches to the chest. Thugn sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Thugn annoys Chomsky with a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw.
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-Chomsky charges with a cross to the chest, but Thugn quickly backs away.
+Chomsky hits with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
+Thugn pounds Chomsky with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky solidly lands a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
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-Thugn tries a series of right blows to the nose, but Chomsky blocks.
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+Chomsky smacks Thugn with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest!!
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+Thugn hits Chomsky with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
+Chomsky throws a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky strikes with a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Thugn asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 36 of 52 punches, and fkn thugn landed 24 of 40 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 80-72


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Thugn is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn catches Chomsky with a pair of punches to the temple.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thugn throws a pair of loud blows to the nose.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky throws a pair of powerful punches to the head. Thugn sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Chomsky staggers Thugn with a hard roundhouse to the face.
-Thugn tries a right straight right to the mouth, but Chomsky narrowly avoids it
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-Thugn charges with a left to the face, but Chomsky steps aside.
+Chomsky jars Thugn with a series of nasty punches to the temple. Thugn is hurt!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
+Chomsky strikes with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Chomsky attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Thugn paws a left to the face, but he's too slow.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Chomsky tries to land a left to the temple, but Thugn deftly avoits it.
+Thugn smashes Chomsky with a barrage of vicious blows to the temple.
+Thugn backs up Chomsky with a flurry of stiff shots to the eye.
+Chomsky pops Thugn with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 38 of 46 punches, and fkn thugn landed 23 of 42 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 90-81


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thugn is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Thugn lashes out with a right jab to the chin, but Chomsky covers himself well.
+Chomsky hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Chomsky pounds Thugn with a glancing straight right to the jaw.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky scores with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Thugn punches Chomsky with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
+Thugn attacks with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Thugn launches a flurry of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky fires a series of commanding blows to the chin.
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+Chomsky takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth!
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-Chomsky charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Thugn thumps Chomsky with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky throws a volley of wild punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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+Thugn clocks Chomsky with a series of furious punches to the head.
-Thugn launches a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Chomsky connects with a solid uppercut to the nose.
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+Chomsky scores with a off balance left to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 43 of 45 punches, and fkn thugn landed 27 of 41 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 100-90


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thugn is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Chomsky solidly lands a light straight right to the head.
Chomsky lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Thugn collapses!!

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He's Out!
Noam Chomsky wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Thugn collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 9: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 10: Noam Chomsky 10-9

Noam Chomsky wins by a knockout!