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(Middleweight) Noam Chomsky defeated fkn thugn by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Tuesday, May 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is Noam Chomsky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is fkn thugn!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Chomsky throws a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Thugn scores with a loud uppercut to the jaw.
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+Chomsky suprises Thugn with a pair of punches to the stomach. Thugn seems wobbly!
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+Thugn pounds Chomsky with a volley of blows to the jaw. Chomsky falls against the ropes!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thugn probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Chomsky backs out of it.
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+Chomsky tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Chomsky hits with a barrage of mean punches to the chin!
+Thugn throws a volley of punches to the face!! Chomsky gets mad!
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+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a solid cross to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 28 of 31 punches, and fkn thugn landed 17 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 10-9


Chomsky doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.

Thugn doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thugn wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard blows to the jaw.
+Chomsky hits with a right to the head.
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+Thugn takes charge with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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-Chomsky tries a pair of left punches to the nose, but Thugn ducks just in time.
+Chomsky hits Thugn with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Chomsky tosses a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn rocks Chomsky with a barrage of blows to the face. Chomsky covers up.
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+Chomsky slams Thugn with a series of furious punches to the temple.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thugn throws a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Thugn tattoos Chomsky with a commanding jab to the face.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 26 of 34 punches, and fkn thugn landed 18 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 20-18


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Thugn doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn hits with a pair of loud punches to the eye.
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+Thugn pounds Chomsky with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Thugn fires a series of mean punches to the temple.
-Thugn paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Chomsky fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Thugn hides behind his gloves.
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+Chomsky attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Chomsky hits with a barrage of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thugn tags Chomsky with a flurry of hard blows to the jaw. Chomsky doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 21 of 30 punches, and fkn thugn landed 16 of 27 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 30-27


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Thugn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Thugn attempts a right jab to the temple, but Chomsky leaps aside.
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+Chomsky connects with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn fires a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Chomsky pokes Thugn with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Chomsky attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Thugn covers himself well.
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-Chomsky throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Thugn leaps aside.
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+Thugn suprises Chomsky with a volley of punches to the temple. Chomsky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chomsky connects with a nice sweeping right to the stomach!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Thugn jolts Chomsky with a flurry of nasty blows to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 22 of 33 punches, and fkn thugn landed 16 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 40-36


Chomsky doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Thugn remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chomsky probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Thugn beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chomsky belts Thugn with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach.
+Chomsky hits with a volley of nasty shots to the ribs. Thugn grimaces in pain.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky lands a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Thugn hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Thugn tags Chomsky with a series of hard punches to the jaw. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Chomsky throws a jab to the ribs, but misses.
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+Thugn hits Chomsky with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Thugn tries a volley of right shots to the nose, but Chomsky ducks.
-Chomsky attempts a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Chomsky strikes with a loud cross to the stomach. Thugn falls against the ropes!
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+Chomsky smacks Thugn with a series of solid punches to the stomach!
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+Thugn solidly lands a barrage of glancing blows to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 30 of 49 punches, and fkn thugn landed 19 of 25 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 50-45


Chomsky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Thugn launches a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
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+Chomsky slams Thugn with a pair of punches to the chest. Thugn seems wobbly!
+Chomsky wakes up the fans with a series of painful punches to the chest.
+Thugn tosses a pair of off balance blows to the temple. Chomsky covers up.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Chomsky attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Thugn wakes up the fans with a jab to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
-Chomsky lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Chomsky fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Chomsky wallops Thugn with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!! Thugn sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Thugn belts Chomsky with a light right to the face.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thugn lashes out with a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 28 of 49 punches, and fkn thugn landed 18 of 24 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 60-54


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thugn hammers Chomsky with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Thugn thumps Chomsky with a flurry of glancing blows to the chin.
+Thugn lands a series of loud punches to the face.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chomsky wallops Thugn with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Chomsky attempts a left to the chest, but Thugn backs out of it.
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+Chomsky pounds Thugn with a volley of punches to the stomach. Thugn covers up.
+Thugn fires a series of furious shots to the chin.
-Chomsky throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Thugn steps aside and laughs.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chomsky annoys Thugn with a pair of stiff punches to the chest!! Thugn doesn't notice.
-Chomsky paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Thugn beats a hasty retreat.
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-Chomsky probes with a jab to the chest, but Thugn steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 22 of 53 punches, and fkn thugn landed 20 of 23 punches.

Noam Chomsky won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 70-63


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Thugn grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Chomsky hits Thugn with a quick roundhouse to the stomach.
-Thugn attempts a volley of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn fires a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Chomsky sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Thugn hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Chomsky shakes his head to clear it.
+Chomsky lands a powerful cross to the solar plexus. Thugn laughs!
+Chomsky lands a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Thugn strikes with a flurry of nice blows to the temple!! Chomsky doesn't notice.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Thugn connects with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Thugn hits with a pair of loud punches to the face. Chomsky doesn't notice.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky launches a straight right to the chest, but Thugn escapes.
-Chomsky throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Chomsky tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Thugn jolts Chomsky with a flurry of hard shots to the temple.
+Chomsky fires a series of strong punches to the chest.
-Chomsky lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Chomsky fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Thugn deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 19 of 46 punches, and fkn thugn landed 32 of 41 punches.

fkn thugn won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 79-73


Chomsky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Thugn is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Chomsky tries a right cross to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Chomsky nails Thugn with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Thugn lands a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
+Thugn drills Chomsky with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Thugn whacks Chomsky with a hook to the jaw.
+Chomsky throws a pair of nice blows to the eye.
+Thugn pounds Chomsky with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Thugn attacks with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Thugn throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Chomsky steps aside and laughs.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Chomsky throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Thugn ducks.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thugn hits with a off balance cross to the jaw!
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+Chomsky grazes Thugn with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Chomsky charges with a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Thugn hits with a right to the face. Chomsky is hurt!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Thugn leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 20 of 44 punches, and fkn thugn landed 31 of 41 punches.

fkn thugn won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 88-83


Chomsky is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Thugn is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Thugn hammers Chomsky with a series of hard shots to the nose. Chomsky seems wobbly!
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+Chomsky smashes Thugn with a glancing right to the face!
+Thugn hits Chomsky with a flurry of punches to the head! Chomsky laughs!
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+Thugn grazes Chomsky with a vicious uppercut to the temple!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Thugn covers himself well.
+Chomsky fires a series of wild punches to the head!
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Chomsky throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Thugn thumps Chomsky with a series of hard blows to the head!!
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+Chomsky fires a volley of hard punches to the chin!! Thugn hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the face.
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Chomsky tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Chomsky tags Thugn with a series of punches to the head.
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Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Thugn wallops Chomsky with a pair of nasty blows to the temple.
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+Thugn throws a cross to the chin.
+Chomsky solidly lands a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw. Thugn covers up.
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-Thugn tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but Chomsky ties him up.
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+Thugn hits with a flurry of punches to the head. Chomsky gets mad!
Chomsky tries to attack, but Thugn hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Noam Chomsky landed 22 of 50 punches, and fkn thugn landed 33 of 37 punches.

fkn thugn won the round 10-9

Noam Chomsky is winning the fight 97-93


Chomsky is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Thugn is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Chomsky is using the ring. (using the ring)
Thugn is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Chomsky strikes with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Thugn drills Chomsky with a powerful blow to the head.
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-Chomsky paws a pair of left punches to the nose, but Thugn ducks.
+Thugn whacks Chomsky with a pair of punches to the face. Chomsky backpedals to his own corner.
+Thugn staggers Chomsky with a series of hooks to the eye. Chomsky retreats to the far corner.
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-Chomsky lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Thugn stays away from it.
+Chomsky pounds Thugn with a series of punches to the head.
Chomsky lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Thugn bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Noam Chomsky wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chomsky is slowing down. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Thugn is slowing down.

The doctor won't let fkn thugn continue the fight! Noam Chomsky wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 9: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 10: fkn thugn 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 9: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 10: fkn thugn 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 2: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 3: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 4: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 5: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 6: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 7: Noam Chomsky 10-9
Round 8: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 9: fkn thugn 10-9
Round 10: fkn thugn 10-9

Noam Chomsky wins by a knockout!