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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\943053.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Jesus Was Way Cool defeated Cosmo Kramer by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Friday, May 02, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Jesus Was Way Cool!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer fires a pair of punches to the face.
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+Kramer lands a flurry of stiff blows to the temple.
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+Kramer pokes Jesus with a series of light punches to the face.
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+Jesus throws a furious straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus lunges with a left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Jesus attempts a series of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Kramer throws a barrage of punches to the nose. Jesus shakes his head to clear it.
-Jesus lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Kramer attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus paws a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 12 of 35 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 36 of 41 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus fires a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Kramer ducks.
+Kramer hits Jesus with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
+Kramer jars Jesus with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus whacks Kramer with a mean hook to the ribs. Kramer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Jesus fires a volley of right shots to the chest, but Kramer leaps aside.
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Kramer whacks Jesus with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jesus throws a volley of loud shots to the stomach. Kramer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer pounds Jesus with a wild right to the eye.
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-Jesus fires a left cross to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but Kramer narrowly avoids it
+Kramer catches Jesus with a furious jab to the face.
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+Kramer jars Jesus with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus! Jesus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kramer scores with a series of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 14 of 28 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 38 of 43 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18
Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Jesus lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus annoys Kramer with a stinging left to the stomach.
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-Jesus attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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+Kramer lands a loud cross to the solar plexus!! Jesus gets mad!
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-Jesus fires a flurry of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 30 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
-Jesus throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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+Kramer hurts Jesus with a series of heavy blows to the temple.
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer wallops Jesus with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Jesus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Kramer lashes out with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Jesus probes with a volley of left blows to the nose, but misses completely.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hits Jesus with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Kramer clocks Jesus with a volley of shots to the eye.
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-Jesus throws a left hook to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Kramer throws a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Jesus annoys Kramer with a volley of off balance blows to the chin!
+Kramer throws a flurry of nasty punches to the eye. Jesus gets mad!
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer jolts Jesus with a right to the jaw.
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+Kramer hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Jesus beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 21 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 41 of 41 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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-Jesus attempts a series of right shots to the stomach, but Kramer stays away from it.
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-Jesus tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus lands a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Kramer ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 35 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer punches Jesus with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Kramer belts Jesus with a glancing right to the mouth!
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-Jesus attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jesus attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs. Kramer is hurt!
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-Jesus lunges with a right cross to the stomach, but Kramer ties him up.
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+Kramer throws a pair of solid punches to the stomach!
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer thumps Jesus with a vicious jab to the head!! Jesus gets mad!
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-Kramer tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer fires a series of glancing shots to the mouth.
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-Jesus throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Kramer stays away from it.
+Kramer punches Jesus with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs.
+Jesus hits with a light jab to the solar plexus. Kramer ignores it.
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-Jesus attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Kramer throws a series of furious punches to the mouth.
-Jesus paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Jesus lashes out with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Kramer leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 30 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 34 of 41 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer grazes Jesus with a series of off balance blows to the chest.
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+Jesus pokes Kramer with a series of glancing shots to the stomach.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Jesus charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Kramer covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 24 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 9 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hits with a series of glancing punches to the face!
+Kramer annoys Jesus with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer grazes Jesus with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Jesus backs up Kramer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus probes with a straight right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Kramer whacks Jesus with a pair of stiff blows to the chin.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus attempts a volley of left blows to the chest, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer hits Jesus with a series of painful shots to the solar plexus.
-Jesus attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Kramer throws a nice roundhouse to the head!!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer slams Jesus with a jab to the mouth.
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+Kramer jars Jesus with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 22 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 40 of 48 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 77-75
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.
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+Jesus tags Kramer with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Kramer attacks with a series of hard shots to the jaw. Jesus falls against the ropes!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Jesus throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-Jesus lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Kramer covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.
Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 86-85
Jesus doesn't even want to rest!
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Jesus tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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+Kramer lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw. Jesus gets mad!
+Kramer hits Jesus with a volley of punches to the head!
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+Kramer lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus! Jesus hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jesus connects with a volley of vicious blows to the face.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer annoys Jesus with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus probes with a volley of blows to the head, but to no avail.
-Jesus launches a uppercut to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer lands a volley of punches to the chest. Jesus laughs!
+Kramer staggers Jesus with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
+Kramer pummels Jesus with a volley of punches to the temple. Jesus quickly recovers.
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+Kramer tattoos Jesus with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 30 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 46 of 48 punches.
Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9
Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 96-94
Jesus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Jesus stuns Kramer with a quick uppercut to the face.
+Jesus catches Kramer with a flurry of powerful shots to the eye.
Jesus lands a beautiful left cross to the jaw and Kramer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Kramer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Jesus fires a roundhouse to the chin.
+Kramer hits with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
-Jesus probes with a volley of blows to the head, but Kramer leaps aside.
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+Kramer hits with a pair of nasty crosses to the temple.
+Kramer grazes Jesus with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer hurts Jesus with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Kramer grazes Jesus with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Jesus retreats to the far corner.
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-Jesus fires a volley of crosses to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Jesus grimaces in pain.
+Kramer lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Jesus punches Kramer with a series of punches to the face.
Jesus lands a thundering blow to the temple and Kramer is flattened!!
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Kramer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Jesus lashes out with a volley of loud roundhouses to the head. Kramer laughs!
Jesus lands a crashing blow to the temple and Kramer goes down!!
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He's Out!
Jesus Was Way Cool wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Jesus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Kramer looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
The doctor won't let Cosmo Kramer continue the fight! Jesus Was Way Cool wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Jesus Was Way Cool wins by a knockout!
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