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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated ClubberH by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Sunday, April 27, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 257 pounds (117 kilograms) is ClubberH!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right blows to the face, but Clubberh takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Clubberh pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clubberh doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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+Clubberh strikes with a pair of painful punches to the eye. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
-Crazyfucker launches a straight right to the chin, but Clubberh quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Clubberh stays away from it.
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+Clubberh smashes Crazyfucker with a volley of commanding shots to the face.
-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and ClubberH landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clubberh doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the eye, but Clubberh quickly backs away.
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+Clubberh punches Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing blows to the head.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of shots to the temple, but Clubberh covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clubberh doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Clubberh leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of shots to the chest, but Clubberh backs out of it.
+Clubberh clocks Crazyfucker with a series of hard shots to the nose. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but Clubberh leaps aside.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and ClubberH landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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+Clubberh rocks Crazyfucker with a volley of strong punches to the nose!! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but Clubberh narrowly avoids it
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 25 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but Clubberh stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Clubberh hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and ClubberH landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a cross to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Clubberh hits with a commanding left to the mouth!
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of blows to the chin, but Clubberh hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Clubberh hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the temple, but Clubberh escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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+Clubberh hammers Crazyfucker with a series of furious shots to the chin. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but Clubberh covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 24 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Clubberh hits Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the temple!
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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+Clubberh grazes Crazyfucker with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Clubberh covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Clubberh beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Clubberh steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 26 punches, and ClubberH landed 7 of 7 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker throws a roundhouse to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Clubberh annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of hard blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 4 of 23 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Clubberh covers up.

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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Clubberh steps aside and laughs.
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+Clubberh thumps Crazyfucker with a barrage of light shots to the eye!!
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches, and ClubberH landed 8 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Clubberh remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108

Crazyfucker wins by decision!