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(Lightweight) Goober Pyle defeated Horrible Hank Buzzsaw by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.

Match Friday, April 25, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Goober Pyle!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Horrible Hank Buzzsaw!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw fires a pair of shots to the eye!!
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+Goober pops Buzzsaw with a volley of strong blows to the chest.
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+Buzzsaw suprises Goober with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
Buzzsaw lands a resounding hook and Goober bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Goober struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Goober probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Buzzsaw deftly avoits it.
+Buzzsaw thumps Goober with a series of punches to the ribs.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Buzzsaw grazes Goober with a volley of solid punches to the ribs. Goober is hurt!
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-Goober throws a pair of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Goober paws a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Goober fires a flurry of strong shots to the chest. Buzzsaw doesn't seem bothered.
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+Buzzsaw punches Goober with a flurry of strong shots to the nose. Goober covers up.
+Buzzsaw fires a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Buzzsaw fires a pair of punches to the nose.
+Buzzsaw hits with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
+Buzzsaw tags Goober with a series of glancing punches to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 5 of 23 punches, and Horrible Hank Buzzsaw landed 37 of 41 punches.

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw won the round 10-8

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw is winning the fight 10-8

Goober remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Buzzsaw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

-Goober probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Buzzsaw steps aside.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw hurts Goober with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw attacks with a pair of punches to the temple. Goober laughs!
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+Buzzsaw hits Goober with a stinging roundhouse to the stomach!
-Goober probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Buzzsaw beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober tries a right left to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Buzzsaw pokes Goober with a series of strong punches to the eye.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Goober throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Buzzsaw annoys Goober with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Buzzsaw staggers Goober with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Buzzsaw fires a pair of light punches to the nose. Goober doesn't notice.
+Goober tosses a series of off balance shots to the chest.
+Buzzsaw strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the chin. Goober beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Goober Pyle landed 5 of 22 punches, and Horrible Hank Buzzsaw landed 38 of 40 punches.

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw won the round 10-9

Horrible Hank Buzzsaw is winning the fight 20-17

Goober grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Buzzsaw collapses limply onto his stool.

ROUND 3

Goober clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Buzzsaw stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Goober lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Buzzsaw deftly avoits it.
-Goober attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Buzzsaw takes it in the forearms.
+Buzzsaw fires a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Buzzsaw hits with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Buzzsaw probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Goober deftly avoits it.
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-Goober throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Buzzsaw stays away from it.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Buzzsaw lashes out with a left right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Goober throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Buzzsaw narrowly avoids it
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Buzzsaw shakes Goober with a roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Buzzsaw attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Goober escapes.
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Buzzsaw tries to attack, but Goober hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Goober whacks Buzzsaw with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Goober smacks Buzzsaw with a barrage of hard punches to the ribs. Goober smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Buzzsaw's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Goober Pyle wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goober is obviously tired.

Buzzsaw can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-8
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-8
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-9

George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-8
Round 2: Horrible Hank Buzzsaw 10-9

Goober Pyle wins by a technical knockout!