Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\941658.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Thursday, April 24, 2014In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 132 pounds (60 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Mayday pounds Stoopid with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
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+Mayday grazes Stoopid with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Mayday attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stoopid staggers Mayday with a furious right to the stomach.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mayday tags Stoopid with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Stoopid annoys Mayday with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach!
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-Mayday throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Mayday tries a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stoopid nails Mayday with a series of blows to the ribs.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 16 of 48 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 20 of 23 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 10-9
Mayday remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.
Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Stoopid tosses a pair of punches to the chest.
+Stoopid hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach!!
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Mayday probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Stoopid leaps aside.
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+Stoopid rocks Mayday with a nasty left to the chest.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stoopid lashes out with a powerful uppercut to the chest.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Stoopid deftly avoits it.
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-Mayday throws a pair of right punches to the chest, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
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+Mayday wakes up the fans with a mean uppercut to the mouth.
-Mayday tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but Stoopid hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 9 of 49 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 22 of 25 punches.
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 20-18
Mayday is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Mayday throws a left cross to the stomach, but Stoopid ducks just in time.
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+Stoopid grazes Mayday with a barrage of stinging blows to the chest.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mayday backs up Stoopid with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Stoopid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Stoopid hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Stoopid throws a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
Stoopid lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Mayday is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Mayday can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!
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