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(Welterweight) Jesus Was Way Cool defeated Cosmo Kramer by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, April 24, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Jesus Was Way Cool!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Cosmo Kramer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kramer hits with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth!
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+Kramer hits Jesus with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jesus lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Kramer escapes.
+Kramer lands a stiff straight right to the temple. Jesus ignores it.
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+Kramer annoys Jesus with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach!
+Jesus pokes Kramer with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
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+Kramer jolts Jesus with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer clocks Jesus with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest!!
-Jesus probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jesus hits with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
-Jesus throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Kramer steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 10 of 33 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 34 of 43 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 10-9


Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Jesus lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Kramer hits with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth!
+Kramer tags Jesus with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hits with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Kramer hits with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
+Jesus lands a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Kramer attacks with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth.
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+Jesus nails Kramer with a barrage of shots to the chest. Kramer grimaces in pain.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Kramer punches Jesus with a flurry of nasty shots to the nose.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer catches Jesus with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs!! Jesus beats a hasty retreat.
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-Jesus attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Jesus throws a left uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 31 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 37 of 39 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 20-18


Jesus doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus throws a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Kramer slams Jesus with a pair of wild blows to the face.
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-Jesus attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Jesus backs up Kramer with a solid hook to the chest. Kramer gets mad!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Kramer beats a hasty retreat.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 31 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 8 punches.

Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 29-28


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Kramer smacks Jesus with a glancing roundhouse to the face. Jesus shakes his head to clear it.
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+Kramer throws a volley of punches to the jaw!! Jesus falls against the ropes!
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+Kramer tosses a series of punches to the stomach!
-Jesus paws a volley of punches to the head, but Kramer leaps aside.
-Jesus lunges with a uppercut to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Jesus fires a series of shots to the face, but Kramer stays away from it.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer scores with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Kramer smashes Jesus with a barrage of punches to the eye. Jesus seems wobbly!
+Jesus wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 7 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 38 of 38 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 39-37


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

-Jesus throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Jesus probes with a hook to the chest, but Kramer narrowly avoids it
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-Jesus attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Kramer ducks.
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+Kramer fires a flurry of mean shots to the temple.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jesus jolts Kramer with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
+Jesus strikes with a series of furious punches to the stomach.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 9 of 32 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 5 of 8 punches.

Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 48-47


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

+Kramer stuns Jesus with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Jesus jars Kramer with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer jars Jesus with a hard sweeping right to the nose. Jesus retreats to the far corner.
-Jesus attacks with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Kramer throws a volley of solid punches to the face!
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Kramer jolts Jesus with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Jesus throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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-Jesus fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
+Kramer jolts Jesus with a wild hook to the nose.
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+Kramer takes charge with a flurry of powerful blows to the face.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 32 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 35 of 41 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 58-56


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus lunges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Jesus backs up Kramer with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus attacks with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Kramer narrowly avoids it
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jesus attacks with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Kramer leaps aside.
-Jesus fires a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Kramer ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 6 of 23 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 4 of 8 punches.

Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 67-66


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

+Kramer lands a solid jab to the temple.
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer attacks with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Jesus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jesus probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Kramer quickly backs away.
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+Kramer punches Jesus with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
+Kramer attacks with a series of wild punches to the face.
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-Jesus tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but Kramer takes it in the forearms.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Kramer throws a pair of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
+Kramer throws a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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+Kramer pops Jesus with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Jesus lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Kramer leaps aside.
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+Jesus hammers Kramer with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Kramer gets mad!
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+Kramer slams Jesus with a volley of quick punches to the stomach. Jesus is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 8 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 39 of 50 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 77-75


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Jesus clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Kramer covers up.

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-Jesus lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Kramer steps aside.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jesus charges with a left hook to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer tags Jesus with a barrage of painful blows to the nose.
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-Jesus tries a series of shots to the ribs, but Kramer deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 6 of 25 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 6 of 9 punches.

Jesus Was Way Cool won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 86-85


Jesus doesn't even want to rest!

Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Jesus grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Jesus scores with a flurry of light blows to the mouth!
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the mouth.
-Jesus charges with a volley of right blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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Kramer tries to attack, but Jesus hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Kramer pokes Jesus with a volley of punches to the eye. Jesus falls against the ropes!
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+Kramer pounds Jesus with a volley of punches to the face. Jesus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Jesus launches a pair of blows to the nose, but Kramer hides behind his gloves.
+Kramer pummels Jesus with a volley of punches to the mouth. Jesus sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Jesus throws a flurry of blows to the chin, but Kramer covers himself well.
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+Jesus connects with a uppercut to the mouth. Kramer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Kramer hits Jesus with a off balance straight right to the chest.
-Jesus probes with a volley of shots to the head, but Kramer backs out of it.
+Kramer tosses a pair of stiff blows to the jaw. Jesus covers up.
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+Kramer pounds Jesus with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Kramer attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Jesus asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Kramer throws a stinging sweeping right to the solar plexus. Jesus seems wobbly!
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-Jesus probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Kramer solidly lands a series of painful blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jesus Was Way Cool landed 11 of 31 punches, and Cosmo Kramer landed 47 of 47 punches.

Cosmo Kramer won the round 10-9

Cosmo Kramer is winning the fight 96-94


Jesus remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Kramer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Jesus is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Kramer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Jesus paws a series of uppercuts to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Kramer lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Jesus is hurt!
+Kramer clocks Jesus with a series of vicious shots to the eye.
+Jesus tags Kramer with a right to the face!
Jesus lands a quick smash to the jaw and Kramer goes down!!

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He's Out!
Jesus Was Way Cool wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jesus grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Kramer is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 2: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 3: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 4: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 5: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 6: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 7: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 8: Cosmo Kramer 10-9
Round 9: Jesus Was Way Cool 10-9
Round 10: Cosmo Kramer 10-9

Jesus Was Way Cool wins by a knockout!