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(Welterweight) Lagunitas Hop Stoopid defeated Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Tuesday, April 22, 2014

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Lagunitas Hop Stoopid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Mayday attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but Stoopid ducks.
-Mayday lunges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Mayday attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Mayday punches Stoopid with a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Stoopid laughs!
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+Stoopid drills Mayday with a volley of quick blows to the ribs. Mayday beats a hasty retreat.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mayday tags Stoopid with a flurry of blows to the ribs. Stoopid quickly recovers.
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+Stoopid fires a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs. Mayday beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mayday lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Stoopid quickly backs away.
-Mayday attempts a barrage of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday throws a pair of shots to the head, but misses.
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+Stoopid hits Mayday with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 16 of 54 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 22 of 22 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 10-9


Mayday remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stoopid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Mayday whacks Stoopid with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+Stoopid tosses a stinging left to the stomach. Mayday falls against the ropes!
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Stoopid rocks Mayday with a pair of blows to the stomach!!
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+Stoopid pounds Mayday with a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus. Mayday laughs!
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Mayday probes with a left jab to the chin, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
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-Mayday probes with a series of punches to the temple, but Stoopid blocks.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Mayday charges with a volley of right punches to the face, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
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+Mayday pummels Stoopid with a volley of punches to the face.
+Stoopid smashes Mayday with a series of off balance blows to the ribs! Mayday is hurt!
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+Stoopid solidly lands a flurry of hard blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 13 of 45 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 21 of 25 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 20-18


Mayday is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Mayday tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Stoopid smacks Mayday with a barrage of strong shots to the solar plexus.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Mayday launches a left cross to the stomach, but Stoopid beats a hasty retreat.
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+Stoopid hammers Mayday with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. Mayday falls against the ropes!
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Stoopid attacks with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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+Mayday fires a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
-Mayday lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Mayday scores with a volley of wild blows to the ribs.
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-Mayday tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Stoopid ties him up.
-Mayday tries a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock landed 9 of 46 punches, and Lagunitas Hop Stoopid landed 19 of 24 punches.

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid won the round 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid is winning the fight 30-27


Mayday looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.

Stoopid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Mayday is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stoopid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Stoopid punches Mayday with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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Mayday tries to attack, but Stoopid hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Mayday launches a left hook to the solar plexus, but Stoopid takes it in the forearms.
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-Mayday attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Stoopid catches Mayday with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Stoopid tags Mayday with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
Stoopid lands a thundering blow to the head and Mayday hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Mayday can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken jaw.

Stoopid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The doctor won't let Marvin "Mayday" Maxinstock continue the fight! Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 2: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9
Round 3: Lagunitas Hop Stoopid 10-9

Lagunitas Hop Stoopid wins by a knockout!