Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\941013.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Nasty Nasir Jones by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Monday, April 21, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Nasty Nasir Jones!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Jones drills Crazyfucker with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. Crazyfucker gets mad!
-Crazyfucker throws a left jab to the face, but Jones steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 25 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9
Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the head, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
+Jones slams Crazyfucker with a series of vicious blows to the chin. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Jones blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Jones quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-18
Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Jones quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jones annoys Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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The fighters study each other.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-27
Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Jones covers himself well.
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+Jones scores with a flurry of shots to the face.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the face, but Jones ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but Jones covers himself well.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 40-36
Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Crazyfucker lashes out with Jones with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Jones lands a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Jones quickly backs away.
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+Jones drills Crazyfucker with a light roundhouse to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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The fighters circle.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 50-45
Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Jones drills Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the chin! Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of blows to the nose, but Jones backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker launches a barrage of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 60-54
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Jones slams Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the jaw!
-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jones blocks.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Jones covers himself well.
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+Jones shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 70-63
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right jab to the eye, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Jones hits Crazyfucker with a glancing hook to the stomach! Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Jones ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 22 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 80-72
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Jones throws a barrage of loud shots to the temple. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Jones ducks.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of left blows to the chin, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Jones stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 21 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 90-81
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of blows to the temple, but Jones escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Jones ducks.
-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right punches to the face, but Jones stays away from it.
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+Jones hits Crazyfucker with a jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 100-90
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Jones ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Jones hammers Crazyfucker with a quick hook to the head.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 7 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 23 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 110-99
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Jones covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Jones leaps aside.
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+Jones connects with a glancing cross to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right roundhouse to the face, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nasty Nasir Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 3 of 24 punches.
Crazyfucker won the round 10-9
Crazyfucker is winning the fight 120-108
Jones doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9
Total Score: Crazyfucker 120-108
Crazyfucker wins by decision!
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