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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated Bryan Christopher by unanimous decision: 119-117, 119-117, 119-117.

Match Saturday, April 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Bryan Christopher!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker paws a left jab to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Christopher backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Christopher whacks Crazyfucker with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 10-9


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right blows to the head, but Christopher ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a straight right to the head, but Christopher steps aside.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Christopher stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of punches to the face, but Christopher ties him up.
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+Christopher takes charge with a series of nasty blows to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 20-19


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Christopher stays away from it.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Christopher stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Christopher catches Crazyfucker with a volley of glancing blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 30-29


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left cross to the temple, but Christopher deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker launches a left hook to the face, but Christopher ducks just in time.
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+Christopher drills Crazyfucker with a series of blows to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Christopher drills Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Christopher takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of shots to the temple, but Christopher backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Christopher stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left blows to the chin, but Christopher backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Christopher narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Christopher covers himself well.
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+Christopher nails Crazyfucker with a off balance right to the nose!!
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Christopher takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the temple, but Christopher hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 59-58


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the head, but Christopher beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker launches a roundhouse to the temple, but Christopher hides behind his gloves.
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+Christopher lashes out with a barrage of painful shots to the nose. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Christopher catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild shots to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Christopher stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 69-67


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a pair of left blows to the chest, but Christopher deftly avoits it.
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+Christopher smashes Crazyfucker with a series of wild blows to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right right to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right cross to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker fires a left right to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 79-77


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Christopher steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left blows to the nose, but Christopher takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker tries a pair of right shots to the temple, but Christopher covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker tries a left roundhouse to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Christopher hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of stinging shots to the mouth. Crazyfucker covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 7 of 7 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 89-87


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Christopher clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing shots to the nose!
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the face, but Christopher ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the chest, but Christopher leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 99-97


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Christopher catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of off balance shots to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the nose, but Christopher covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Christopher ducks.
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-Crazyfucker paws a left to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 109-107


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Christopher shakes Crazyfucker with a cross to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chin, but Christopher narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Christopher quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but Christopher ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 119-117


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-117


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-117


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: A 10-10 tie.
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Crazyfucker 119-117

Crazyfucker wins by decision!