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(Heavyweight) Bryan Christopher defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-113, 120-114, 120-113.

Match Thursday, April 10, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Bryan Christopher!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 328 pounds (149 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Christopher throws a volley of punches to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Christopher covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but Christopher leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Christopher hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Christopher stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of right shots to the eye, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Christopher connects with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Christopher wallops Crazyfucker with a volley of furious punches to the temple. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of right shots to the mouth, but Christopher escapes.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Christopher ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 22 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 30-29


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but Christopher steps aside and laughs.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a right cross to the head, but Christopher deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Christopher suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 25 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 40-38


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker fires a series of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the nose, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Christopher quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Christopher hides behind his gloves.
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+Christopher catches Crazyfucker with a hook to the head. Crazyfucker backpedals to his own corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 50-47


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Christopher ties him up.
+Christopher drills Crazyfucker with a barrage of quick blows to the temple. Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Christopher staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the eye, but Christopher stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of right blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 60-57


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Christopher thumps Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker paws a cross to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 70-66


Christopher doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Christopher punches Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the eye, but misses.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Christopher stays away from it.
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+Christopher shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 80-76


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Christopher solidly lands a series of hard shots to the temple! Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Christopher steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a volley of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 9 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 22 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 90-85


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Christopher throws a series of punches to the face!
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Christopher hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Christopher ducks just in time.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 23 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 100-94


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker fires a jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a cross to the stomach, but falls short.
+Christopher tags Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty shots to the jaw. Crazyfucker laughs!
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of right blows to the chin, but Christopher beats a hasty retreat.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 110-104


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Christopher covers up.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Christopher ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Christopher leaps aside.
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+Christopher fires a volley of blows to the jaw. Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Bryan Christopher landed 8 of 8 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 1 of 24 punches.

Bryan Christopher won the round 10-9

Bryan Christopher is winning the fight 120-113


Christopher doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 4: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 5: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 10: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Bryan Christopher 10-9

Total Score: Bryan Christopher 120-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 4: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 5: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Bryan Christopher 10-9

Total Score: Bryan Christopher 120-114


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 4: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 5: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 10: Bryan Christopher 10-9
Round 11: A 10-10 tie.
Round 12: Bryan Christopher 10-9

Total Score: Bryan Christopher 120-113

Bryan Christopher wins by decision!