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(Heavyweight) Im that dude defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by unanimous decision: 118-111, 118-111, 118-111.

Match Tuesday, April 08, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is Im that dude!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands thumps Im That Dude with a volley of blows to the chin. Im That Dude hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Im That Dude hits Pillow Hands with a series of painful punches to the jaw. Pillow Hands doesn't notice.
-Pillow Hands launches a series of shots to the eye, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Im That Dude hits with a off balance jab to the nose. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
+Im That Dude lands a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude hammers Pillow Hands with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+Im That Dude drills Pillow Hands with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Im That Dude throws a painful jab to the ribs. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Im That Dude fires a barrage of hard punches to the jaw! Pillow Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Im That Dude attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Im That Dude smacks Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the nose. Pillow Hands backpedals to his own corner.
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+Im That Dude backs up Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
-Pillow Hands fires a left hook to the chin, but misses.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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+Im That Dude hurts Pillow Hands with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 69 of 80 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 41 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 10-9


Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

+Im That Dude throws a flurry of vicious shots to the eye.
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+Im That Dude hits with a flurry of quick punches to the head. Pillow Hands grimaces in pain.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a right left to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Im That Dude lashes out with a pair of punches to the head!
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+Im That Dude tosses a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Pillow Hands takes charge with a flurry of nasty shots to the nose.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Im That Dude annoys Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Im That Dude probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Pillow Hands deftly avoits it.
+Im That Dude tattoos Pillow Hands with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
+Im That Dude hits with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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+Im That Dude hits Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the chin. Pillow Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Im That Dude paws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Pillow Hands scores with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Im That Dude blocks.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Im That Dude hurts Pillow Hands with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Im That Dude smacks Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Im That Dude hits Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 68 of 70 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 42 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 20-18


Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of shots to the nose, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
-Pillow Hands fires a volley of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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-Pillow Hands paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Im That Dude escapes.
+Im That Dude tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Pillow Hands retreats to the far corner.
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+Pillow Hands connects with a series of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 6 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 29-28


Im That Dude doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Pillow Hands suprises Im That Dude with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
+Im That Dude punches Pillow Hands with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Im That Dude stuns Pillow Hands with a hard jab to the mouth!
+Im That Dude throws a volley of furious punches to the head.
-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Im That Dude slams Pillow Hands with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Im That Dude hurts Pillow Hands with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a barrage of solid shots to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands paws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Pillow Hands attempts a series of right blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Im That Dude fires a volley of painful blows to the temple!!
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+Im That Dude hits Pillow Hands with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
+Im That Dude wakes up the fans with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Im That Dude nails Pillow Hands with a volley of stinging punches to the nose. Pillow Hands sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Im That Dude punches Pillow Hands with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude hits with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude solidly lands a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 75 of 83 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 12 of 40 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 39-37


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Im That Dude takes it in the forearms.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Im That Dude with a stiff uppercut to the face.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a straight right to the eye, but to no avail.
-Pillow Hands tries a right cross to the eye, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of left blows to the head, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
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+Im That Dude annoys Pillow Hands with a series of light shots to the face.
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-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 7 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 44 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Im that dude is winning the fight 49-47


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

+Im That Dude lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Im That Dude lands a straight right to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a jab to the head, but Im That Dude steps aside and laughs.
+Im That Dude smashes Pillow Hands with a series of painful punches to the chin.
+Im That Dude pops Pillow Hands with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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+Im That Dude hits with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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-Pillow Hands fires a volley of left shots to the temple, but Im That Dude steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Im That Dude pounds Pillow Hands with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
+Im That Dude lands a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Im That Dude hits with a volley of loud blows to the ribs.
+Im That Dude shakes Pillow Hands with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude throws a wild sweeping right to the chest.
+Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the face.
+Im That Dude rocks Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the eye. Pillow Hands doesn't seem bothered.
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+Pillow Hands lashes out with a barrage of glancing blows to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Im That Dude throws a straight right to the chin, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
+Im That Dude suprises Pillow Hands with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
+Im That Dude connects with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
+Im That Dude lands a barrage of punches to the chin!
+Pillow Hands fires a painful sweeping right to the face!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 68 of 79 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 11 of 40 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 59-56


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Im That Dude throws a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Im That Dude attempts a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude lands a stinging roundhouse to the jaw.
+Im That Dude scores with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Im That Dude hammers Pillow Hands with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Im That Dude catches Pillow Hands with a pair of mean shots to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude hammers Pillow Hands with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Im That Dude hits Pillow Hands with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
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+Pillow Hands solidly lands a straight right to the solar plexus.
+Im That Dude annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
+Im That Dude thumps Pillow Hands with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose. Pillow Hands seems wobbly!
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+Im That Dude fires a flurry of punches to the jaw. Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Im That Dude punches Pillow Hands with a strong jab to the chest.
-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the temple, but Im That Dude backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands paws a left left to the nose, but Im That Dude ducks.
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-Im That Dude charges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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+Im That Dude attacks with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Im That Dude staggers Pillow Hands with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 72 of 80 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 38 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 69-65


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Im That Dude pops Pillow Hands with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of left blows to the chin, but Im That Dude ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of shots to the nose, but Im That Dude covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left sweeping right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a jab to the nose, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Im That Dude hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of punches to the eye, but Im That Dude steps aside.
+Pillow Hands fires a volley of shots to the head! Im That Dude beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 7 of 8 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 37 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 78-75


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Im That Dude is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Im That Dude stays away from it.
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+Im That Dude lands a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Im That Dude smacks Pillow Hands with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Pillow Hands covers up.
-Pillow Hands tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Im That Dude hurts Pillow Hands with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Pillow Hands clocks Im That Dude with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Im That Dude shakes Pillow Hands with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Im That Dude smashes Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the face.
+Im That Dude strikes with a barrage of punches to the face!
-Im That Dude launches a jab to the temple, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
+Im That Dude strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Pillow Hands jars Im That Dude with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Im That Dude smashes Pillow Hands with a jab to the face.
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+Im That Dude solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw.
-Pillow Hands lashes out with a volley of right shots to the nose, but Im That Dude deftly avoits it.
-Im That Dude throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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+Im That Dude catches Pillow Hands with a loud straight right to the stomach.
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+Im That Dude fires a jab to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 62 of 72 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 38 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 88-84


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Im That Dude lands a pair of nasty combinations to the nose.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Im That Dude narrowly avoids it
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-Pillow Hands probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands lands a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
+Im That Dude annoys Pillow Hands with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
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+Im That Dude backs up Pillow Hands with a series of commanding combinations to the jaw.
-Pillow Hands throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Im That Dude annoys Pillow Hands with a barrage of stiff combinations to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a series of right combinations to the temple, but misses.
+Pillow Hands jolts Im That Dude with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach. Im That Dude sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Im That Dude tries to land a series of combinations to the nose, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 24 of 32 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 14 of 38 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 98-93


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 11

Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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-Im That Dude lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Pillow Hands blocks.
-Pillow Hands tries a series of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
+Im That Dude annoys Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but Im That Dude escapes.
+Pillow Hands lands a hook to the chin. Im That Dude retreats to the far corner.
-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Im That Dude connects with a volley of light combinations to the head.
+Im That Dude pokes Pillow Hands with a strong jab to the head.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
-Im That Dude attacks with a right roundhouse to the face, but he's too slow.
+Pillow Hands hits with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Im That Dude rocks Pillow Hands with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Im That Dude pops Pillow Hands with a barrage of mean combinations to the chin. Pillow Hands laughs!
+Pillow Hands catches Im That Dude with a jab to the chest.
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+Im That Dude connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Im That Dude pummels Pillow Hands with a flurry of nasty blows to the head.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of combinations to the jaw, but Im That Dude leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 36 of 46 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 15 of 42 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 108-102


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 12

Im That Dude tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Pillow Hands comes out fighting.

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+Im That Dude suprises Pillow Hands with a series of punches to the face.
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+Im That Dude pummels Pillow Hands with a glancing sweeping right to the mouth!
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+Im That Dude hits with a combination to the head.
-Im That Dude tries a series of right combinations to the face, but fails to score.
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+Im That Dude throws a series of punches to the chin.
+Pillow Hands slams Im That Dude with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Im That Dude clocks Pillow Hands with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Im That Dude wallops Pillow Hands with a pair of stinging combinations to the chin.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a light sweeping right to the face.
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-Im That Dude probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands launches a pair of left punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Im That Dude ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Im That Dude staggers Pillow Hands with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Im that dude landed 36 of 51 punches, and Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 13 of 40 punches.

Im that dude won the round 10-9

Im that dude is winning the fight 118-111


Im That Dude doesn't even want to rest!

Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Im that dude 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Im that dude 10-9
Round 7: Im that dude 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Im that dude 10-9
Round 10: Im that dude 10-9
Round 11: Im that dude 10-9
Round 12: Im that dude 10-9

Total Score: Im that dude 118-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Im that dude 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Im that dude 10-9
Round 7: Im that dude 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Im that dude 10-9
Round 10: Im that dude 10-9
Round 11: Im that dude 10-9
Round 12: Im that dude 10-9

Total Score: Im that dude 118-111


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Im that dude 10-9
Round 2: Im that dude 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Im that dude 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Im that dude 10-9
Round 7: Im that dude 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Im that dude 10-9
Round 10: Im that dude 10-9
Round 11: Im that dude 10-9
Round 12: Im that dude 10-9

Total Score: Im that dude 118-111

Im that dude wins by decision!