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(Toughman) Turdnips defeated BOT-152308 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Sunday, April 06, 2014

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 347 pounds (157 kilograms) is Turdnips!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 281 pounds (127 kilograms) is BOT-152308!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152308 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Turdnips connects with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Turdnips hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Turdnips shakes Bot-152308 with a strong straight right to the solar plexus.
+Turdnips hits with a pair of solid shots to the nose.
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+Bot-152308 hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Turdnips lands a sweeping right to the head. Bot-152308 falls against the ropes!
-Bot-152308 fires a volley of left punches to the face, but misses.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turdnips hits Bot-152308 with a loud straight right to the chin. Bot-152308 ignores it.
+Turdnips staggers Bot-152308 with a stinging jab to the face.
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+Turdnips drills Bot-152308 with a nasty right to the chest.
+Turdnips pummels Bot-152308 with a flurry of punches to the face. Bot-152308 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Turdnips thumps Bot-152308 with a pair of glancing punches to the eye.
+Turdnips catches Bot-152308 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Turdnips punches Bot-152308 with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-152308 lunges with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Turdnips hides behind his gloves.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-152308 fires a flurry of left blows to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Bot-152308 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 46 of 46 punches, and BOT-152308 landed 12 of 32 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 10-9


Turdnips doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152308 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152308 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Turdnips lands a jab to the nose.
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-Bot-152308 throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Turdnips ties him up.
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+Turdnips clocks Bot-152308 with a volley of punches to the stomach. Bot-152308 ignores it.
+Bot-152308 hurts Turdnips with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turdnips lashes out with a series of stiff blows to the chin. Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Bot-152308 shakes Turdnips with a pair of loud shots to the chest. Turdnips retreats to the far corner.
+Turdnips pokes Bot-152308 with a flurry of furious punches to the temple!
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Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152308 tosses a series of shots to the face. Turdnips hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-152308 attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but Turdnips ties him up.
+Turdnips nails Bot-152308 with a pair of hard punches to the temple!
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-Bot-152308 launches a series of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Bot-152308 jolts Turdnips with a barrage of glancing blows to the stomach.
+Turdnips lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus. Bot-152308 shakes his head to clear it.
+Turdnips connects with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Bot-152308 stuns Turdnips with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Turdnips attacks with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth!
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Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-152308 attempts a right straight right to the chin, but Turdnips ducks.
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+Bot-152308 tosses a solid hook to the chest.
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-Bot-152308 throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Turdnips quickly backs away.
+Bot-152308 catches Turdnips with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach.
+Turdnips jars Bot-152308 with a series of painful punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Bot-152308 probes with a left hook to the temple, but Turdnips escapes.
+Turdnips catches Bot-152308 with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-152308 tosses a flurry of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-152308 suprises Turdnips with a barrage of shots to the chin!! Turdnips falls against the ropes!
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-Bot-152308 tries a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Turdnips backs out of it.
+Bot-152308 slams Turdnips with a commanding right to the chest.
-Bot-152308 probes with a series of left shots to the head, but Turdnips narrowly avoids it
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 68 of 68 punches, and BOT-152308 landed 43 of 85 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 20-18


Turdnips doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152308 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152308 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turdnips hammers Bot-152308 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Bot-152308 stuns Turdnips with a series of vicious blows to the ribs.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turdnips pokes Bot-152308 with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Bot-152308 doesn't seem bothered.
-Bot-152308 tries to land a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Bot-152308 paws a series of punches to the head, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
+Turdnips hurts Bot-152308 with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
+Turdnips jolts Bot-152308 with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
+Turdnips nails Bot-152308 with a series of punches to the head.
-Bot-152308 throws a volley of punches to the eye, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Turdnips throws a light jab to the temple.
-Bot-152308 throws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Turdnips deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-152308 hits with a volley of vicious blows to the jaw.
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Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turdnips annoys Bot-152308 with a light cross to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Turdnips attacks with a volley of punches to the nose. Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Bot-152308 fires a uppercut to the chin, but Turdnips narrowly avoids it
-Bot-152308 throws a jab to the chin, but Turdnips ties him up.
+Bot-152308 catches Turdnips with a uppercut to the head. Turdnips hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bot-152308 smacks Turdnips with a pair of shots to the head!
-Bot-152308 probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Turdnips ducks just in time.
+Turdnips clocks Bot-152308 with a pair of stinging punches to the head.
+Bot-152308 connects with a nice cross to the head.
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+Turdnips takes charge with a barrage of heavy blows to the eye.
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+Bot-152308 scores with a volley of punches to the stomach. Turdnips asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Turdnips tosses a flurry of punches to the temple! Bot-152308 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 72 of 75 punches, and BOT-152308 landed 35 of 80 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 30-27


Turdnips remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152308 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152308 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Turdnips fires a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Turdnips wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
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-Bot-152308 lashes out with a series of right punches to the head, but Turdnips leaps aside.
Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Turdnips connects with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Turdnips thumps Bot-152308 with a barrage of solid punches to the nose. Bot-152308 covers up.
+Turdnips lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Bot-152308 annoys Turdnips with a volley of heavy blows to the chin!
+Bot-152308 tosses Turdnips with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Turdnips nails Bot-152308 with a off balance jab to the temple.
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+Turdnips solidly lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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Turdnips tries to attack, but Bot-152308 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-152308 launches a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Bot-152308 tosses a loud jab to the nose!
+Turdnips pummels Bot-152308 with a straight right to the chest!! Bot-152308 laughs!
+Turdnips attacks with a barrage of hard shots to the mouth.
-Bot-152308 throws a uppercut to the mouth, but Turdnips ducks.
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+Turdnips annoys Bot-152308 with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Turdnips thumps Bot-152308 with a hard sweeping right to the temple.
-Bot-152308 tries a flurry of shots to the face, but Turdnips quickly backs away.
+Turdnips fires a volley of solid punches to the jaw!
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+Turdnips clocks Bot-152308 with a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Turdnips landed 69 of 69 punches, and BOT-152308 landed 12 of 31 punches.

Turdnips won the round 10-9

Turdnips is winning the fight 40-36


Turdnips grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-152308 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9

Total Score: Turdnips 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9

Total Score: Turdnips 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9

Total Score: Turdnips 40-36

Turdnips wins by decision!