Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\938505.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Turdnips defeated BOT-159329 by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Sunday, April 06, 2014In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 353 pounds (160 kilograms) is Turdnips!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is BOT-159329!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Turdnips backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159329 fights inside. (inside)
+Turdnips tosses a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+Turdnips pummels Bot-159329 with a sweeping right to the stomach. Bot-159329 gets mad!
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+Turdnips punches Bot-159329 with a hard jab to the stomach.
-Bot-159329 launches a barrage of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-159329 tries to land a right straight right to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-159329 hits with a powerful hook to the solar plexus.
-Bot-159329 fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-159329 launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but Turdnips steps aside.
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-Bot-159329 lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Bot-159329 smacks Turdnips with a commanding right to the chest. Turdnips laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-159329 landed 11 of 39 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 10-9
Turdnips doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-159329 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Turdnips backpedals and jabs.
Bot-159329 fights inside. (inside)
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-Bot-159329 probes with a series of left blows to the stomach, but Turdnips hides behind his gloves.
+Turdnips fires a volley of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Turdnips annoys Bot-159329 with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Bot-159329 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-159329 charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Turdnips takes it in the forearms.
-Bot-159329 lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Turdnips escapes.
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+Bot-159329 nails Turdnips with a pair of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Turdnips hurts Bot-159329 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-159329 attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Turdnips ducks just in time.
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+Turdnips hits with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-159329 landed 10 of 40 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 20-18
Turdnips doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-159329 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Turdnips stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-159329 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Turdnips hits Bot-159329 with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
Turdnips lands a sudden blow to the head and Bot-159329 is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
Turdnips wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Turdnips is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.
Bot-159329 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye.
The doctor won't let BOT-159329 continue the fight! Turdnips wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Turdnips wins by a knockout!
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