Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\938501.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Turdnips defeated BOT-151705 by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 39-37.Match Sunday, April 06, 2014In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 359 pounds (163 kilograms) is Turdnips!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 206 pounds (93 kilograms) is BOT-151705!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-151705 backpedals and jabs.
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+Turdnips hits Bot-151705 with a flurry of blows to the temple.
-Bot-151705 probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Turdnips thumps Bot-151705 with a series of nasty shots to the head. Bot-151705 laughs!
-Bot-151705 launches a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Turdnips hits with a series of hard blows to the head. Bot-151705 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Bot-151705 lunges with a pair of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
+Bot-151705 jars Turdnips with a barrage of strong blows to the chin.
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+Bot-151705 nails Turdnips with a flurry of light punches to the eye! Turdnips shakes his head to clear it.
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+Bot-151705 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the face!
-Bot-151705 throws a series of left punches to the chin, but Turdnips beats a hasty retreat.
+Bot-151705 lashes out with a powerful jab to the face. Turdnips hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Turdnips drills Bot-151705 with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
-Turdnips probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Turdnips lunges with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Bot-151705 deftly avoits it.
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+Turdnips throws a barrage of commanding shots to the chin!
+Turdnips lands a series of blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 33 of 48 punches, and BOT-151705 landed 21 of 38 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 10-9
Turdnips doesn't want to stop fighting!
Bot-151705 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-151705 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Bot-151705 hits Turdnips with a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Turdnips hammers Bot-151705 with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Turdnips throws a volley of wild blows to the chin.
-Turdnips attacks with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Bot-151705 hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-151705 paws a jab to the jaw, but Turdnips hides behind his gloves.
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+Bot-151705 hits Turdnips with a flurry of light punches to the chin!!
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+Bot-151705 wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the face.
+Bot-151705 shakes Turdnips with a barrage of mean punches to the head!
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+Bot-151705 nails Turdnips with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Turdnips launches a pair of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
-Bot-151705 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Turdnips ducks.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Bot-151705 whacks Turdnips with a roundhouse to the chin.
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-Bot-151705 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but Turdnips escapes.
-Bot-151705 attacks with a straight right to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Turdnips stuns Bot-151705 with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Turdnips rocks Bot-151705 with a series of loud punches to the eye.
-Turdnips launches a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Turdnips probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Bot-151705 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-151705 tries a flurry of punches to the face, but Turdnips quickly backs away.
+Turdnips slams Bot-151705 with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 28 of 51 punches, and BOT-151705 landed 30 of 56 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 20-18
Turdnips doesn't even want to rest!
Bot-151705 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-151705 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Bot-151705 tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Turdnips leaps aside.
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+Turdnips throws a nice jab to the temple.
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+Bot-151705 pounds Turdnips with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Bot-151705 tries to land a roundhouse to the nose, but Turdnips quickly backs away.
+Bot-151705 belts Turdnips with a solid jab to the nose.
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-Bot-151705 tries a series of punches to the temple, but Turdnips stays away from it.
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-Turdnips paws a pair of shots to the temple, but Bot-151705 escapes.
+Bot-151705 lands a series of stiff blows to the chest!
+Turdnips catches Bot-151705 with a volley of blows to the ribs. Bot-151705 covers up.
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+Turdnips attacks with a pair of mean blows to the jaw.
+Turdnips pops Bot-151705 with a volley of light blows to the head.
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+Bot-151705 lashes out with a jab to the chest.
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-Turdnips throws a roundhouse to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-151705 fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Turdnips punches Bot-151705 with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Turdnips tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Bot-151705 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-151705 tosses a volley of stinging punches to the nose. Turdnips retreats to the far corner.
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+Turdnips fires a volley of heavy blows to the ribs. Bot-151705 is hurt!
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 29 of 45 punches, and BOT-151705 landed 29 of 53 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 30-27
Turdnips remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-151705 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Turdnips comes out fighting.
Bot-151705 is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Bot-151705 probes with a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Bot-151705 paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Turdnips lands a volley of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Turdnips jolts Bot-151705 with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose. Bot-151705 backpedals to his own corner.
+Bot-151705 rocks Turdnips with a quick roundhouse to the chin. Turdnips ignores it.
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-Bot-151705 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Bot-151705 lands a volley of powerful punches to the temple. Turdnips sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Bot-151705 drills Turdnips with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Turdnips annoys Bot-151705 with a flurry of blows to the jaw!!
+Turdnips annoys Bot-151705 with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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+Bot-151705 wakes up the fans with a volley of painful punches to the chin.
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-Turdnips launches a jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Turdnips fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bot-151705 covers himself well.
-Bot-151705 tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Bot-151705 whacks Turdnips with a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Turdnips shakes his head to clear it.
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-Bot-151705 charges with a series of punches to the face, but Turdnips escapes.
-Bot-151705 lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Turdnips leaps aside.
-Turdnips attempts a pair of shots to the jaw, but Bot-151705 takes it in the forearms.
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+Bot-151705 tattoos Turdnips with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
+Turdnips belts Bot-151705 with a left to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Turdnips landed 29 of 44 punches, and BOT-151705 landed 32 of 71 punches.
Turdnips won the round 10-9
Turdnips is winning the fight 40-36
Turdnips remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Bot-151705 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9
Total Score: Turdnips 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: Turdnips 10-9
Total Score: Turdnips 40-36
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Turdnips 10-9
Round 2: Turdnips 10-9
Round 3: Turdnips 10-9
Round 4: BOT-151705 10-9
Total Score: Turdnips 39-37
Turdnips wins by decision!
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