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(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-151972 by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, April 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 353 pounds (160 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is BOT-151972!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Yao Dick covers up.
Bot-151972 comes out fighting.

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+Yao Dick slams Bot-151972 with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Bot-151972 connects with a series of heavy blows to the chin.
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-Bot-151972 throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Yao Dick blocks.
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-Bot-151972 tries a volley of shots to the nose, but Yao Dick covers himself well.
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+Yao Dick lands a barrage of loud shots to the chest!
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-151972 with a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach.
+Bot-151972 slams Yao Dick with a pair of loud shots to the temple.
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-Bot-151972 launches a pair of left shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of painful blows to the chest!! Bot-151972 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 25 of 26 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 14 of 39 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-151972 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-151972 comes out fighting.

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-Bot-151972 attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Yao Dick hits with a volley of punches to the chest!
+Bot-151972 whacks Yao Dick with a quick right to the temple.
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-Bot-151972 throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Yao Dick escapes.
-Bot-151972 fires a hook to the nose, but Yao Dick narrowly avoids it
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-Bot-151972 probes with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Bot-151972 attempts a cross to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-151972 launches a series of right shots to the temple, but misses.
+Yao Dick fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-151972 gets mad!
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+Bot-151972 tags Yao Dick with a pair of furious punches to the nose!! Yao Dick covers up.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-151972 with a series of punches to the chest. Bot-151972 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Yao Dick hits Bot-151972 with a quick jab to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 19 of 46 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-151972 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 comes out fighting.

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+Bot-151972 punches Yao Dick with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
-Bot-151972 probes with a flurry of blows to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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-Bot-151972 attempts a pair of left blows to the chin, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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-Bot-151972 attacks with a pair of blows to the jaw, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
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+Bot-151972 catches Yao Dick with a pair of shots to the mouth!
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-Bot-151972 attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Yao Dick thumps Bot-151972 with a pair of commanding shots to the stomach.
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-Bot-151972 throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-151972 attacks with a series of left shots to the jaw, but Yao Dick stays away from it.
+Bot-151972 jars Yao Dick with a flurry of loud shots to the temple! Yao Dick seems wobbly!
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+Yao Dick slams Bot-151972 with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-151972 thumps Yao Dick with a volley of solid shots to the mouth.
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-Bot-151972 probes with a barrage of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Yao Dick tosses a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Yao Dick hits with a volley of blows to the ribs!
+Yao Dick hits with a series of nice punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 20 of 46 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-151972 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 comes out fighting.

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+Bot-151972 slams Yao Dick with a volley of blows to the face.
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-Bot-151972 probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Yao Dick steps aside and laughs.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a series of light punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-151972 probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Bot-151972 wakes up the fans with a painful roundhouse to the face.
+Yao Dick shakes Bot-151972 with a nice roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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-Bot-151972 probes with a hook to the head, but Yao Dick blocks.
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-Bot-151972 attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Yao Dick clocks Bot-151972 with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Bot-151972 rocks Yao Dick with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Bot-151972 throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bot-151972 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Bot-151972 lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the eye!
+Yao Dick pops Bot-151972 with a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs. Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick connects with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. Bot-151972 seems wobbly!
+Yao Dick wallops Bot-151972 with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Yao Dick hits with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!! Bot-151972 is hurt!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 33 of 33 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 18 of 49 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 comes out fighting.

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+Yao Dick attacks with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+Yao Dick catches Bot-151972 with a stinging jab to the mouth.
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-Bot-151972 lunges with a volley of shots to the nose, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-151972 lunges with a jab to the mouth, but Yao Dick ducks.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-151972 with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of punches to the eye. Bot-151972 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Bot-151972 launches a series of blows to the ribs, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
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-Bot-151972 attempts a right roundhouse to the mouth, but misses.
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+Yao Dick fires a off balance jab to the face!
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+Bot-151972 lands a volley of light blows to the head.
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-Bot-151972 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Yao Dick steps aside.
+Bot-151972 hits with a light sweeping right to the chin.
-Bot-151972 attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Bot-151972 throws a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
+Yao Dick hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick solidly lands a jab to the eye!! Bot-151972 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 39 of 41 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 17 of 49 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Bot-151972 launches a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick jars Bot-151972 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Bot-151972 tosses a flurry of shots to the chest. Yao Dick falls against the ropes!
-Bot-151972 throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-151972 launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick lashes out with a series of punches to the face. Bot-151972 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-151972 attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Yao Dick quickly backs away.
+Yao Dick drills Bot-151972 with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-151972 with a barrage of off balance blows to the head.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick nails Bot-151972 with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 40 of 42 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-54


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Yao Dick slams Bot-151972 with a series of stinging blows to the chin.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-151972 fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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-Bot-151972 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
+Bot-151972 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-151972 tries to land a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yao Dick fires a pair of punches to the eye.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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+Yao Dick pummels Bot-151972 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-151972 with a volley of light punches to the eye!
+Yao Dick catches Bot-151972 with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick tattoos Bot-151972 with a series of mean shots to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 40 of 40 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 8 of 24 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-63


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick hits with a off balance sweeping right to the eye.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-151972 with a pair of glancing punches to the face!
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+Yao Dick lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Bot-151972 launches a barrage of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-151972 charges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a barrage of quick blows to the face. Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-151972 with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth! Bot-151972 seems wobbly!
+Yao Dick smashes Bot-151972 with a nasty uppercut to the head.
-Bot-151972 attempts a cross to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-151972 solidly lands a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 38 of 40 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 80-72


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-151972 lands a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Yao Dick pounds Bot-151972 with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Yao Dick attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Bot-151972 narrowly avoids it
-Bot-151972 throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Bot-151972 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-151972 with a flurry of wild shots to the face.
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+Yao Dick drills Bot-151972 with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw!
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-Bot-151972 attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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+Bot-151972 hits with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick jars Bot-151972 with a flurry of punches to the chin!
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yao Dick hits with a pair of painful punches to the nose. Bot-151972 doesn't seem bothered.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Yao Dick tries to attack, but Bot-151972 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 29 of 38 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 10 of 23 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 90-81


Yao Dick is obviously tired.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Yao Dick nails Bot-151972 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-151972 with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick throws a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Yao Dick smashes Bot-151972 with a series of nice punches to the face.
-Bot-151972 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick connects with a mean sweeping right to the eye. Bot-151972 laughs!
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+Bot-151972 hurts Yao Dick with a jab to the face!!
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-151972 with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Bot-151972 laughs!
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-Bot-151972 tries to land a left straight right to the nose, but misses.
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+Bot-151972 attacks with a pair of shots to the jaw. Yao Dick doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bot-151972 attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Yao Dick escapes.
+Yao Dick lands a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Bot-151972 hits with a series of blows to the face.
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-Bot-151972 lashes out with a volley of combinations to the nose, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 35 of 40 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 16 of 46 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 100-90


Yao Dick is obviously tired.

Bot-151972 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Yao Dick catches Bot-151972 with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Bot-151972 gets mad!
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-Bot-151972 lashes out with a combination to the eye, but Yao Dick takes it in the forearms.
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+Yao Dick punches Bot-151972 with a flurry of strong combinations to the eye. Bot-151972 doesn't notice.
+Yao Dick attacks with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
-Bot-151972 throws a barrage of combinations to the face, but only hits air.
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+Bot-151972 lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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+Yao Dick staggers Bot-151972 with a heavy right to the temple.
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-Bot-151972 attacks with a series of right combinations to the temple, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of commanding combinations to the head.
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-Bot-151972 throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick backs out of it.
+Bot-151972 wakes up the fans with a vicious jab to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-151972 with a series of punches to the nose. Bot-151972 is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 35 of 44 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 14 of 40 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 110-99


Yao Dick is slowing down.

Bot-151972 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-151972 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Bot-151972 slams Yao Dick with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
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+Yao Dick grazes Bot-151972 with a barrage of punches to the jaw!!
+Yao Dick staggers Bot-151972 with a right to the temple. Bot-151972 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Yao Dick shakes Bot-151972 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick lands a glancing jab to the jaw. Bot-151972 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Yao Dick throws a stiff straight right to the head! Bot-151972 shakes his head to clear it.
+Yao Dick lands a commanding jab to the mouth.
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-Bot-151972 paws a series of right punches to the eye, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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-Bot-151972 attempts a series of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a series of punches to the head.
+Yao Dick smacks Bot-151972 with a volley of nice punches to the chin.
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-Bot-151972 probes with a series of combinations to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Bot-151972 fires a pair of punches to the head, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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+Bot-151972 nails Yao Dick with a series of punches to the head!
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-Bot-151972 lunges with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Yao Dick escapes.
-Bot-151972 throws a left sweeping right to the head, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 40 of 40 punches, and BOT-151972 landed 14 of 38 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 120-108


Yao Dick is slowing down.

Bot-151972 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9

Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9

Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 8: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 9: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 10: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 11: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 12: Yao Dick 10-9

Total Score: Yao Dick 120-108

Yao Dick wins by decision!